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DeletedUser13682

5598

*yawn*

I once stubbed my toe on a plushy ottoman. It only hurt for 15 minutes.
 

DeletedUser35174

5611

you shouldn't jump a big gap with one foot, always use both feet. Only time you jump of one foot is if you're on a thin slab of rock or if you're on a railing
 

DeletedUser

5594

Only problem is though if you're doing a run up and are trying to maintain momentum then a one foot launch is the only practical option.
 

DeletedUser13682

5593

*yawn*

Or you've been instructed to by the bad guy who has your prized Porsche 911 Turbo, the one with the giant rear wing to hide the giant intercooler.
 

DeletedUser35174

5592

That's what you think tig, but trust me. Next time. Two feet.

Or a vintage harley davidson.
 
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DeletedUser

5587

...Er... deliberate confusion! Something intentionally pointless and irrelevant! Mischief and Mayhem!
 
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