Church crusades

DeletedUser

What the heck this is all about: Because due to the fact that all these churches are arguing about who's church is better, this forum will help you determine that.

May the best church win (or better yet, survive)
 

DeletedUser

Church of Spam! Did you know that you can live for ever on one can of spam? It is proven that ever time you eat it you can only eat half as much the next time. So, theoretically it will last forever, or until you are splitting atoms.

Edit: By Spam I am referring to the pork like substance found in a can with a mystery jelly.
 
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DeletedUser

This will never work because the Flying Spaghetti Monster will change the results with his Noodly Appendage, but ah, what the heck. Lets just try this anyway.

Flying Spaghetti Monster:1
....................The Onion:0
............The Mayonnaise:0
..........................Spam:0

Only vote once. If someone votes multiple times, please correct the score. You may also add another church/cult to the list.
 
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DeletedUser

I think everyone here is forgetting the religion that will outlive all the others. Albeit not having many followers (me included), The Temple of The Cockroach is the only one with the power to survive a nuclear accident.

Flying Spaghetti Monster:1
....................The Onion:1
............The Mayonnaise:1
..........................Spam:0
Temple of The Cockroach:0
 

DeletedUser

You can only vote once Divest, per the rules. Cheater cheater neener neener
 
nashy19

nashy19

Nashy (as himself)
Flying Spaghetti Monster:1
....................The Onion:5
............The Mayonnaise:1
..........................Spam:2
Temple of The Cockroach:0
........................Pearlist:0
 

DeletedUser

Flying Spaghetti Monster:1
....................The Onion:5
............The Mayonnaise:1
..........................Spam:2
Temple of The Cockroach:0
..........................Sixism:2


sixism rules
 

DeletedUser3717

Flying Spaghetti Monster:1
....................The Onion:6
............The Mayonnaise:1
..........................Spam:2
Temple of The Cockroach:0
..........................Sixism:2

Go onion
 

DeletedUser

Flying Spaghetti Monster:1
....................The Onion:7
............The Mayonnaise:1
..........................Spam:2
Temple of The Cockroach:0
..........................Sixism:2
 

DeletedUser

Flying Spaghetti Monster:1
....................The Onion:8
............The Mayonnaise:1
..........................Spam:2
Temple of The Cockroach:0
..........................Sixism:2

I do belive this has already been settled.
The Onion shall forever bless you with freedom, logic, critical thought, and eternal questioning of the established truths.

A free thought, for free people.
 
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