Woman Marries Her Dog

DeletedUser

What is more weird is the woman who married a male dolphin named Cindy. Cindy?!?

That's an abomination! Giving male dolphins names like Cindy is exactly the reason why so many dolphins suffer from gender confusion issues!
 

DeletedUser

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"Hello, my name is Bruce"
 

DeletedUser13682

And all they wanted to do was warn us of imminent destruction from an alien race with orders to blow up our planet to make a hyperspace expressway.
 

DeletedUser

Wow.. Wheres the dogs say in this... secondly, why ruin the dogs life now?
 

DeletedUser13682

And third, why cause the dog to develop depression of the likes which man has never seen before!
 

DeletedUser

I can't see any problems that the woman marries her dog.
At least her dog wont betray her,or kissing another woman to make her heartbreaking & cry.
Um...I am not sure if her dog would fall in love with a (female) dog, but i am sure she wont mind if it really happens.
 
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DeletedUser

If he dog humps someones leg is she gonna file for divorce? And dogs sniff each others butts when they come in contact. Is she gonna get jealous?
 

DeletedUser8950

Actually, it was the best pidgeon. Don't judge by the species, we should all rejoice for...some reason.
 

DeletedUser13682

Now I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall, the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
 
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