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The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie.
"What are you thinking?" asked Danny Butterman, who was really Butters incognito.
He desperately wanted the monochrome Oompa-Loompas from a scary movie called Harry Potter and they had a big round boil on their noses. He sat down on his head while eating a large hairy arctic fox.
"Meow," said the foxy fox. He proceeded to perform a creative magic trick.
"Whoosh!" went his magical UHF, while it banged into the invisible brachiosaurus that neighed loudly, he jumped so high that even a duck couldn't poop rapidly enough for him. He dodged some poop but the rest hit him in the cheek bone. He removed his scalpel and started chopping up his arch nemesis' left butt. He chopped, slashed and gnawed at it until it broke and crumbled.
Meanwhile, futurama1001 forgot who the heck is he. Jumping up and dancing,he broke his leg, so he shot himself. His mother cried, "Futurama, stop being a sook!"
Our planet turned into a great big floating brown thing with one hand shoved up its second hand with Peacemaker. Futu was targeted by a nonsense story that was truly real. He didn't understand what the house meant because he hadn't done his research on eating a pickle.Boom!The 3 World bang! he hit the mirror and he died.
Frank Zappa now overruns futurama, he commands to kill some people. Futurama gladly obliged, and then he pulled down the machete from the Holy Hand Grenade and obliterated the killer rabbit that was first part of the secretive guild of dishwasher impregnators. Unlike Celxius, who died miserably, futurama led a life to an endless death.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, five, Johnny 5 that is, is dieing of butt warts and swelling of fecal overload decided to molest a foreign yak, which proceeded to file a complaint against futurama for not doing it, which was sad because the ghost of elmyr had just married the transvestite donkey witch from the planet of Loki. Her name was MingFace. MingFace was a villian, but wasn't very scary due to the fact that he wont hurt a mentally impaired paraplegic orphan. This was frowned upon in many communities of right wing politicians who all had sexual relationships with Bill Clinton while Hillary was watching how Germany annihilated Argentina. Mingface decided to try to lick his elbow, but just looked like a walrus with a toothbrush shoved up its arse. But yet again Mingface opened a brothel door in the middle of the dessert. The sexually aroused johann entered and asked for a threesome, but only with a lonely cucumber and a busty ring worm. He excitedly grabbed his phone to tweet that he was leaving now. Back at the ranch, futurama was perving on a picture of saint Bartholomew while sensually touching his little friend Johnny Altar Boy and erupted a huge zit.
After futurama had satisfied his undying animalistic craving for little green hamsters, he went out to find the USS Shangri La, the Essex-class aircraft carrier that contained 500 gallons of pure Russian vodka. But Hellstromm came onboard, got naked, and proceeded to drink all of futu's vodka while screaming, " Comrades, Motherland wants us to take all the dignity from TTR because he has broken his pinky toe while fighting evil female sea cucumbers. Enraged, futu decided to kick TTR in the cucumber, X-TheCool-X watched with envy because he wanted to bear futu's baby but futu wanted Artagel to make him potatoes. Profuse rectal bleeding ensued as Artagel had an awesomely horrific terrible church sermon that fed all the 5000 but tasted sweet Hostess Twinkies that were covered in radioactive urine. The Pastor, known as the Babbling Homosexual Monkey, started to transform into the mini me of TTR and left to suck on a gigantic ice cream cone.
Then he started another paragraph that turned into a completely and utterly hilarious tall beautiful woman that suffered from severe loss of words syndrome, a fatal disease that is contracted from coming in direct contact with a genus castor, but of course eliel wasn't aware that he had a gaint growing in his anal cavity which itched like a swarm of mosquitos had been stuck there for almost as long as Elmyr being away from the most holy church
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie.
"What are you thinking?" asked Danny Butterman, who was really Butters incognito.
He desperately wanted the monochrome Oompa-Loompas from a scary movie called Harry Potter and they had a big round boil on their noses. He sat down on his head while eating a large hairy arctic fox.
"Meow," said the foxy fox. He proceeded to perform a creative magic trick.
"Whoosh!" went his magical UHF, while it banged into the invisible brachiosaurus that neighed loudly, he jumped so high that even a duck couldn't poop rapidly enough for him. He dodged some poop but the rest hit him in the cheek bone. He removed his scalpel and started chopping up his arch nemesis' left butt. He chopped, slashed and gnawed at it until it broke and crumbled.
Meanwhile, futurama1001 forgot who the heck is he. Jumping up and dancing,he broke his leg, so he shot himself. His mother cried, "Futurama, stop being a sook!"
Our planet turned into a great big floating brown thing with one hand shoved up its second hand with Peacemaker. Futu was targeted by a nonsense story that was truly real. He didn't understand what the house meant because he hadn't done his research on eating a pickle.Boom!The 3 World bang! he hit the mirror and he died.
Frank Zappa now overruns futurama, he commands to kill some people. Futurama gladly obliged, and then he pulled down the machete from the Holy Hand Grenade and obliterated the killer rabbit that was first part of the secretive guild of dishwasher impregnators. Unlike Celxius, who died miserably, futurama led a life to an endless death.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, five, Johnny 5 that is, is dieing of butt warts and swelling of fecal overload decided to molest a foreign yak, which proceeded to file a complaint against futurama for not doing it, which was sad because the ghost of elmyr had just married the transvestite donkey witch from the planet of Loki. Her name was MingFace. MingFace was a villian, but wasn't very scary due to the fact that he wont hurt a mentally impaired paraplegic orphan. This was frowned upon in many communities of right wing politicians who all had sexual relationships with Bill Clinton while Hillary was watching how Germany annihilated Argentina. Mingface decided to try to lick his elbow, but just looked like a walrus with a toothbrush shoved up its arse. But yet again Mingface opened a brothel door in the middle of the dessert. The sexually aroused johann entered and asked for a threesome, but only with a lonely cucumber and a busty ring worm. He excitedly grabbed his phone to tweet that he was leaving now. Back at the ranch, futurama was perving on a picture of saint Bartholomew while sensually touching his little friend Johnny Altar Boy and erupted a huge zit.
After futurama had satisfied his undying animalistic craving for little green hamsters, he went out to find the USS Shangri La, the Essex-class aircraft carrier that contained 500 gallons of pure Russian vodka. But Hellstromm came onboard, got naked, and proceeded to drink all of futu's vodka while screaming, " Comrades, Motherland wants us to take all the dignity from TTR because he has broken his pinky toe while fighting evil female sea cucumbers. Enraged, futu decided to kick TTR in the cucumber, X-TheCool-X watched with envy because he wanted to bear futu's baby but futu wanted Artagel to make him potatoes. Profuse rectal bleeding ensued as Artagel had an awesomely horrific terrible church sermon that fed all the 5000 but tasted sweet Hostess Twinkies that were covered in radioactive urine. The Pastor, known as the Babbling Homosexual Monkey, started to transform into the mini me of TTR and left to suck on a gigantic ice cream cone.
Then he started another paragraph that turned into a completely and utterly hilarious tall beautiful woman that suffered from severe loss of words syndrome, a fatal disease that is contracted from coming in direct contact with a genus castor, but of course eliel wasn't aware that he had a gaint growing in his anal cavity which itched like a swarm of mosquitos had been stuck there for almost as long as Elmyr being away from the most holy church