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Supertroopers
Coffee is for closers.
Coffee is for closers.
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Glengary Glen Ross
"Rubbing is racing harry"
"Rubbing is racing harry"
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Days of Thunder
You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
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Scarface. 
Hey ringworm... Yeah I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick that butt up, or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply a-hole?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0328806/Hey buddy, chill out. It's just a cigarette.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/Oh yeah? Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess.
Hey ringworm... Yeah I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick that butt up, or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply a-hole?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0328806/Hey buddy, chill out. It's just a cigarette.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/Oh yeah? Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess.
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Me, Myself & Irene
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!"
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!"
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Step Brothers.
"It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb."
"It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb."
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Pineapple Express
Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?
Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?
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x-men
"Where were you last night?"
"That was so long ago I don't remember."
"What are you doing tonight?"
"I never make plans that far ahead"
This one could be difficult, but it's a classic.
"Where were you last night?"
"That was so long ago I don't remember."
"What are you doing tonight?"
"I never make plans that far ahead"
This one could be difficult, but it's a classic.
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Casablanca
Yeah. I'm not gonna say it. Nope. Break it, Pepé Le Pew!
Yeah. I'm not gonna say it. Nope. Break it, Pepé Le Pew!
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Talladega Nights
That's it man, game over man, game over! What...are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
That's it man, game over man, game over! What...are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
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Aliens
'We will try to welcome her back in, like a *civilized* family might."
'We will try to welcome her back in, like a *civilized* family might."
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The Family Stone
"Bring your arm down in a stabbing motion."
"What, I gotta stab her three times?"
"Bring your arm down in a stabbing motion."
"What, I gotta stab her three times?"
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Great scene...No you don't gotta stab her three times! You gotta stab her once, but it has to be hard enough to get through the breastplate into her heart.
Pulp Fiction
Nigel, what are you saying?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0898369/How do we know he's NOT Mel Torme?
Pulp Fiction
Nigel, what are you saying?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0898369/How do we know he's NOT Mel Torme?
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Top secret
Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.
Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.
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Home alone
I can't even eat. The food keeps touching. I like military plates, I'm a military man, I want a military meal. I want my string beans to be quarantined! I like a little fortress around my mashed potatoes so the meatloaf doesn't invade my mashed potatoes and cause mixing in my plate! I HATE IT when food touches! I'm a military man, you understand that? And don't let your food touch either, please?
I can't even eat. The food keeps touching. I like military plates, I'm a military man, I want a military meal. I want my string beans to be quarantined! I like a little fortress around my mashed potatoes so the meatloaf doesn't invade my mashed potatoes and cause mixing in my plate! I HATE IT when food touches! I'm a military man, you understand that? And don't let your food touch either, please?
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Toys
from now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and the last word out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that?
from now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and the last word out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that?
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Full Metal Jacket
"A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it. "
"A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it. "
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Lawrence of Arabia
"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"
"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"
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Been trying to use this quote from that movie for the last monthish. "I don't need you. I can get 60 feet of bridge just about anywhere. Schmuck"
It is Kelly's Hereos
"I offered you help"
"ummm"
"you refused my help"
"umm"
"Then I said ' I guess your really up xxxx creek'"
Additional quote: "....Without your dry white toast, without your four fried chicken, and without Matt Guitar Murphy."
It is Kelly's Hereos
"I offered you help"
"ummm"
"you refused my help"
"umm"
"Then I said ' I guess your really up xxxx creek'"
Additional quote: "....Without your dry white toast, without your four fried chicken, and without Matt Guitar Murphy."
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Jake and Elwood!!!!! The Blues Brothers
If I say its safe to surf this beach Captain, then its safe to surf this beach. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this place,
If I say its safe to surf this beach Captain, then its safe to surf this beach. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this place,