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It's the Vegemite and soccer that creeps you out?
SOCCER! RAWR! IT'S. NOT. SOCCER.
It's football
Damn non-brits!
It's soccer, damn non-Americans. We're the exception and the rule!
Lol @ the second pic!
ROFL
I don't understand why you took the name football when there was already a sport called football, and your adaption sport doesn't involve much foot and ball.
Take off the body armour and play rugby
Lol @ the second pic!