Lets hear some riddles

DeletedUser

Some guy ate the wrong mushrooms and felt like writing a poem.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender pulls a gun on him, and the guy says "thank you" and leaves. Why's that?
 

DeletedUser

No, it's a real gun. The kind you use to make annoying people disappear.
 

DeletedUser25825

He had the hiccups and instead of the water solution, the bar tender opted on scaring them out of them and was successful.
 

DeletedUser

Alawa got it. Here's a simple one:

What grows down as it grows up?
 

DeletedUser

OK: think of homonyms. Are there any in "what grows down as it grows up?"
 

DeletedUser13682

Homonyms. Think, wait, what's my blanket say? Stuffed with goose down! A goose! Honk honk!
 

Deleted User - 819397

Ooh, here's one I heard on the radio a couple days ago.

A man is driving to work and decides he's hungry, so he stops in at McDonalds to get something to eat. Someone dies as a result of this. What is the man driving?
 
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