If there's an argument going on then it's purely for your amusement. I'm totally serious in suggesting you consolidate all your questions into a single thread and create a newb friendly guide.
You ask enough questions that it would be a valuable resource and you'd be able to break things down for newcomers. It would be really handy to have a single point reference to direct new players to who come in asking various questions, such as the new thread that just popped up.
You're a rather inquisitive fellow, something I wish I was more, often times I don't ask enough questions. But I'm also an avid forum goer, and seeing 5 threads all asking a single question each from the same person, is just wasteful and pushes other threads off the front page. It's just a method of garnering attention.
I'm also lazy myself, but I'm respectful enough of the community to not post new threads for things I know are probably answered by the search. Also it takes fewer clicks for me to use search then type a new thread, document it and send it.
As for this response. I need the occasional break from paper writing during finals week.