very good joke, guywithajokeravatar.
Anyways...
There was a ranch owner with a servant.
One day, a man, lets call him Joe, went to see the owner.
As the owner sat behind the desk, Joe asked, "what do you do here at the ranch?"
The owner said "I boss the servant around."
Just then, the servant came and said, "Sir, I am done milking the goat."
The owner responded. "Good, here, take this bucket and milk the cow. Use the shortcut."
The servant did so, opening a trapdoor underneath the desk the owner was sitting at, and vanished.
As Joe was begining to ask another question, the servant appeared again.
"Sir, I am done milking the cow." the servant said, holding a bucket of milk.
The owner responded. "Good, here, take this cup and milk the horse. Use the shortcut."
The servant slid under the owners desk, opened a trap door, and went through it.
Joe asked, "Sir, you can't milk a horse. And if you could, wouldn't it give you more than just a cup?"
The owner replied, "A horse? I don't own a darn horse!"
Okay, that was probably stretching it a bit.