(So, let me get this straight... You two, an archangel and a human with a maybe magic sword, are riding on top of a giant flying tentacular worm demon that's carrying several more demons and a dragon inside it.)
(Time to step it up another notch.)
Inside Targus, the demons were lying back and relaxing on the worm's soft inside walls.
Cogarl was slowly pacing a path around Azult, who was tightly wrapped up in thorns protruding from what passed for the ground.
One of the other demons watched him pace and asked "Something wrong, cougar?".
Cogarl stopped, and looked at the one who spoke.
"There could be. I want this dragon as my steed, but he's a bit small right now."
"Oh, don't worry. We still have Tarot, remember?"
Azult's eyes opened wide at the mention of his former master's name.
"Mruf?" he asked, through a thorn wrapped around his muzzle.
"Oh yes, we still have him." Cogarl said, turning back to the dragon. "I'm sure that he can make you large enough for me to ride on."
The place rumbled suddenly, and a few seconds later, Targus's voice sounded in their heads.
We have a problem, boys. That human and his feathery friend have managed to jump on my back.
Azult started to mumble something, but gave it up after a few syllables.
"Want that we come topside and teach them a thing or two, Targus?"
I can't say I disapprove of such an action.
"Alright then, pull us up."
Thorns sprouted from the ceiling and snatched up all but one of the demons, then retracted and disappeared into the ceiling, taking the demons with them.
On top of the worm:
"Duck!"
Johnathan and Zachariah ducked, as a giant tentacle whipped over their heads.
"That was a bit close."
Suddenly, the skin in front of them ripped apart, and half a dozen demons, lead by Cogarl the Torturer, appeared out of it, borne on thorns waving through the air.
"Tentacles, more tentacles, a giant flying worm..." Cogarl said merrily,
"And now a bunch of demons intent on ripping your heart out. Do you suppose other angels have days like this?"
He raised his gun and sword, and swung forward on his thorn.
I do think that I will recap.
On page 1: Introduction, guy goes into a church, fight nearly erupts in church.
On page 2: Fight does erupt in church, bad guy disintegrated, secret passage revealed, leads to a bar.
On page 3: Spontaneous dragon fight, dragon reveals his preference for fruit juice, we link to exposition.com.
On page 4: Leaving exposition.com, spontaneous bad guy, good guy kicks butt, dragon practises surgery. L33t guys go looking for more baddies.
On page 5: Back to exposition.com, bad guy comes back, godmoder doesn't godmode, mild conversation combined with tentacle monster.
On page 6: Guns don't quite happen, violence, awesome cutscene where flying tentacle worm boss appears, good guys start boss level.
On page 7: Round 1, demons, tentacles, high altitude...FIGHT!
