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This is a thread where you can ask Santa Clause all of your questions.
Dear Santa, are you an equal opportunities employer?
That is, as well as employing elves to make toys, do you employ dwarves, ogres and talking dogs? Do you pay your reindeer in money or food and board?
Dear Santa
WHERE IS THE PORSCHE I WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS
Dear Santa,
1. Tooth fairy doesn't exist either.
2. You triple-posted.
3. I also believe in inventory limits.
Nah, that's not it.
Santa's off duty now, he won't be back on until October, so he can answer questions about last year's christmas and toy trends and etcetera.
Dear Santa, are you an equal opportunities employer?
That is, as well as employing elves to make toys, do you employ dwarves, ogres and talking dogs? Do you pay your reindeer in money or food and board?
Santa's answer:
Well, first I must explain my business.
I am a CEO who delivers toys to the little boys and girls only because the Spirit of Christmas (Spoch, if you prefer) can be used as an energy source for the elves.
Oh, and to any little kids, this is just a joke. Santa Clause really just does it out of the bottom of his heart.
"Where is my Porsche?"
Little kids release much more Spoch. It is more cost efficient to deliver presents to only children, and not adults. But if you wish, you can gather your own Spoch and send it to me for a free Porsche.
Dark Terror, I am glad that you appreciate our business agreement.
Scurge of the West.... global warming is fake. In fact, the polar bears are thriving so well that they keep eating my workers.
The Tooth Fairy is a bandit elf who yanks out children's teeth to fashion into furniture, like the skulls in Bone Church.