Church of "Denisero"

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DeletedUser14280

*beep!* Hi, this is Celxius, if you're preparing the sacrifice for tomorrow night,
can you fry the remains in batter and send it to me? I love it.

Come to think of it, why is a goddess like you doing her own sacrifices?
Shouldn't you leave the templework to the priests?
 

DeletedUser

I have followers, not slaves. Besides, I'm a Goddess. Sure, I could let someone else do it but how could they possibly do it as well as I can? Then when they fail to live up to my impossible standards I will have to condemn them to an eternal life of overalls and bad teeth. What sort of Goddess would I be if I set up my devoted Pixels that way.
 

DeletedUser14280

Hmm...As a goddess, do you have any scruples about lying though your teeth?

If you really have impossible standards for your loving slaves, wait, no, loving followers to reach,
why not just let them make the sacrifices, proclaim that they can keep it,
transfigure a heretic into an animal, sacrifice it instead, and claim that "no, I don't know where Elmyr has gone"?
 

DeletedUser

BLASPHEMER!!!! How darest thou to even consider Mistress Pixie could possibly lie?
 

DeletedUser14280

Oh, I can consider it.
It's being wrong that's impossible for Miss Pixie.
That is, unless she's sharing space with other gods, in a pantheon.

...You changed your look. Something wrong with being an almighty pixie?
Oh, wait, it's theme week.

How about the transfiguration trick?
 
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DeletedUser3717

Your godess bows down to me :p
 
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DeletedUser

That would have been earlier today. But in my defense Jordon was pretty uber earlier today.

Time for the animal sacrifice!
 

DeletedUser14280

Which animal?

I don't count, FYI. Magical beast, not animal.
 

DeletedUser

Animal of T-bone. They usually weigh about 8 to 10 ounces and go great with a baked potato
 

DeletedUser14280

Damn, I was hoping for chicken.

You know, I get the feeling you're addressing me more than any of your followers.
 

DeletedUser

i bring both porks ribs and 500 T-bones is this enough your worshipfullness
 

DeletedUser

It is indeed. Thank you for your contribution. Let the house band begin rockin. Divest, would you be so kind? Lol.
 

DeletedUser14280

Hmm...Sounds delicious.

Okay, I've decided. I'll be a mid-follower.
I won't promote the church, but I'll defend it.
And I'll gladly eat the sacrifices.
 

DeletedUser5046

bad kitty..i thought offering donuts would be good..but now im thinking if i will still give out donuts as an offering o_O
 

DeletedUser14280

Hand out the donuts to the whole congregation (me included) instead, and claim it as an act of kindness.
You can deal with that, right Denisero?

I'll bring chicken fillets in batter for the next sacrifice, if you remind me.
 
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