DeletedUser
Granted, but you come back to life afterwards!
I wish for the hottest woman on the planet to marry me!
I wish for the hottest woman on the planet to marry me!
DeletedUser
granted, but she turns out to be a psychopath and murders you.
i wish that i could blow up france.
i wish that i could blow up france.
DeletedUser13636
Granted, but you blow up with it and because of your previous wish to die you also come back to life again and spend the rest of your life in prison, even worse you are forced to marry the meanest prisoner there and his name is Francis. 
I wish I had an ice cream.
I wish I had an ice cream.
DeletedUser14280
Granted!
Here you go, one vanilla ice-cream cone...with chocolate ants!
Since wishing to be a unicorn didn't work out, I wish to be a gryphon!
Here you go, one vanilla ice-cream cone...with chocolate ants!
Since wishing to be a unicorn didn't work out, I wish to be a gryphon!
DeletedUser
The wish granter guy misunderstands you and turns you into Peter Griffin. You spend the rest of your life being a fat moron.
I wish I was dictator of the world.
I wish I was dictator of the world.
DeletedUser14280
Granted, you become lifelong ruler...of Mars!
I wish to be a pegasus, or to be precise, a horse with wings, just so there are no misunderstandings.
I wish to be a pegasus, or to be precise, a horse with wings, just so there are no misunderstandings.
DeletedUser13682
Granted but you get hit by a plane.
I wish I was invincible!
I wish I was invincible!
DeletedUser14280
Granted, but when you hang yourself to show off your invincibility, you get stuck and can't get down.
I wish I had a copy of the Player's Handbook 3.
I wish I had a copy of the Player's Handbook 3.
DeletedUser13682
Granted, but it is in an unreadable language.
I wish I had mastery of every language, and the ability to use the right language at the right time, all the time.
I wish I had mastery of every language, and the ability to use the right language at the right time, all the time.
DeletedUser13636
Granted, but you get your tongue cut out by someone who did not like what you had to say and from this point on no one will ever understand what you speak of ever again.
I wish I could be the next American Idol.
I wish I could be the next American Idol.
DeletedUser
Granted, but that turns out to be a crack-ho.
IW I was named Dubouis.
IW I was named Dubouis.
DeletedUser
You get so depressed about having a ******ed name you jump in a meat grinder and get made into a hot dog and eaten by a fat guy and crapped out.
I wish for a minigun and ammo.
I wish for a minigun and ammo.
DeletedUser
Granted, but it turns out to be too overglorified and you get killed by a super mutant with a hunting rifle.
I Wish my wish isn't broken.
I Wish my wish isn't broken.
DeletedUser
Tough.
I wish I was Batman.
I wish I was Batman.
DeletedUser
Granted, but you get shot.
IW I died.
IW I died.
DeletedUser13682
Granted, but you go to hell, and yeah...
I wish I had a better time
I wish I had a better time
DeletedUser
Granted, but it's only during drug induced seizures.
IW the next guys wish is granted.
IW the next guys wish is granted.
DeletedUser14280
I wish to run you over with a steamroller.
DeletedUser
Your wish is nullified, as you did not break my wish.
Go loopholes!
IW I wish.
Go loopholes!
IW I wish.
DeletedUser14280
Objection: The wish I made WAS the loophole, since I wished for a negative outcome for you (being run over by a steamroller).
I read your rhyming as "I wish I wish to be a fish", turn you into one, and then you get caught by fishers and served for dinner.
I wish for a non-qwertyuiop keyboard.
I read your rhyming as "I wish I wish to be a fish", turn you into one, and then you get caught by fishers and served for dinner.
I wish for a non-qwertyuiop keyboard.