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They're as good as damned in hell. 
Follow the real god!
Follow the real god!
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*starts to sing*
Onward onion soldiers, marching as to war
With the layers of wisdom, going on before
Onion our master, leads against the noobs
Forward into battle, bring light to those rubes
Yes, we need more marching hymns to inspire us. Here's another one:
"The Battle Hymn of the Onionites"
Mine eyes have teared with glory at the chopping of the Lord
He is cleaning up the forums where the noobs of wrath wage war
He hath loosed a great enlightening from his wise and mighty sword
His wisdom marching on
He is cleaning up the forums where the noobs of wrath wage war
He hath loosed a great enlightening from his wise and mighty sword
His wisdom marching on
Glory, Glory Hallelujah
Glory, Glory Hallelujah
Glory, Glory Hallelujah
His wisdom marching on
Glory, Glory Hallelujah
Glory, Glory Hallelujah
His wisdom marching on
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1 + 3 + 3 = 7
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That all so means L+E+E=T
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Code 23. Trainmans infected. We need anti-noob stat
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No i have just studied the noob language and i can translate it. noob-regular and regular-noob
there is even a test that you can take to see if you can translate it
1.what does "h3Y Wh475 uP lolololololololololololol" mean?
that is the only question on the test.
there is even a test that you can take to see if you can translate it
1.what does "h3Y Wh475 uP lolololololololololololol" mean?
that is the only question on the test.
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Hey, what's up. Ha Ha Ha. Yay, I guess I'm like the Noob Whisperer.
Lo and behold, for Saint Elmyr has decoded an ancient mystery!
1 + 3 + 3 = 7
Lo and behold, for Saint Elmyr has decoded an ancient mystery!
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We must show unto them the infinite layers of wisdom of the onion. Only then can the n00bs be saved.
Well said. We must bring the Spamists, the Spammer Noobs, and the Typical Noobs to the light of the Onion. I think we should set up a missionary thread to convert them via constant labor and preaching, and kill the others who don't support the Onion in a big Crusade.
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i think TWRRC should show them the light at the end of the train tunnel
I say we start...W4R 0f 7h3 N00B5
I say we start...W4R 0f 7h3 N00B5
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What does "Leet" mean?
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leet-adj- of or being "awsome"- usually used by noobs to refer to themselves as amazing awsome
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So its like a skateboarder saying "radical" or "rad".
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yeah i guess you could say that but the word leet (or 1337) is really only used to describe a noob themself
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Come to the Church of the Glorious 42; I have a post there on 1337 taken from the Interpretations of the Guide.
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42 has no meaning and it has no infinate layers, and it has no need to be worshipped. Yoy should have worshipped the CD Rom instead, it would be a worthy opponent of the onion, like the Trees and DVD Rom.
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42 IS THE MEANING OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING! IT HAS A MATHEMATICAL EQUATION THAT PROVES SO!
And 42 has infinite questions. What is 7+7+7+14? 42. What is 49-7? 42. What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? 42. What is 7x6? 42. See?
And 42 has infinite questions. What is 7+7+7+14? 42. What is 49-7? 42. What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? 42. What is 7x6? 42. See?
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42 IS THE MEANING OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING! IT HAS A MATHEMATICAL EQUATION THAT PROVES SO!
And 42 has infinite questions. What is 7+7+7+14? 42. What is 49-7? 42. What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? 42. What is 7x6? 42. See?
A raving loon is you!
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*sigh* and for a couple days we thought he'd actually come to the Onion's light.
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