how the wold changes.
It's amazing how a world changes.. In the past week or so, several of the towns have split off from the larger alliances and started their own things. Some have moved away from fort fighting, some have refocuses on it. Well, let me take you into the minds of some tactitioners in one of the large alliances. Imagine a smoked filled room somewhere in a bunker in Europe where the New Trinity alliance monitors the world for domination.
Several towns broke away from the Lesser of Two Evils alliance and this was noticed by some prepubescent kid who screams in a high pitched voice, Oh noes, they are on their own now and there's 149 of them in their alliance. whatever shall we do, we only have 600+ members in New Trinity after all the good ones left to start their own thing.. There's no need to fear, the courageous leader The-master-ultra said to reassure the juniors that things would be alright.
So The-master-ultra gathered all his generals, including Legko who has been ridiculed in county chat by his own side recently for his brilliant battle leads, and they set off to create a plan. They first ordered some Pizza and soda pop. They then broke out their pens and paper and started brain storming. After several hours and a couple burnt out light bulbs, The-master-ultra came up with an idea. "Let's multi battle them. They don't like multi battles and with only 149 players in the alliance, we are sure to be a match for them finally". But the other generals just weren't sure. They asked what about our forces, if we multi battle them, we will be split up too, and there is only 600 of us.
So they set off to ponder some more. This time, smoke started rolling and the fire department showed in force. It wasn't because of their brain storming, but someone decided to sneak a smoke in the washroom and put a butt out in the waste can catching it on fire. Thankfully, nothing was seriously damaged except someone's pride when their mom told them they couldn't use the basement any more. But alas, this fire situation struck The-master-ultra really hard. It was almost as if he was in a cow chip throwing contest and got beamed in the mouth. "I got an idea" he exclaimed joyfully. We don't dig both battles, we just dig one battle after someone else digs a battle. Cheers rang out in joy, New Trinity finally had a way to beat the group of towns who broke off from Lesser of Two Evils and revived the old Up in Smoke name.
After hours at almost what seemed like days of constant monitoring, their opertunity had surfaces. Little miss Crimpet, from the arrow order of white, who recently joined forces with UnSeen hands (it was unseen feet, but thanks to the adkins diet, they can see them well now), dig a battle on the UiS reborn alliance. It was just a small battle, but they knew that because unseen hands was going to be there, the UiS reborn alliance would send their best fighters to defend that fort. So the master ultra, run as fast as he could to the computer and dig a battle on them not more then 24 minutes later.
"Success!" he cheered. "we can finally win a battle again" another tactitioneer proclaimed. "Yea, our alliance of 600 people isn't worthless any more" another exclaimed. So now they set off to discover an attack plan that will work against the lesser players of Up In Smoke Reborn, they know planning is crucial, cause they can't appear more pathetic then it already appears, unless they lose a multi battle against an alliance of 140 some people.
The events told here are real, or as real as I can imagine seeing how it's the order of events in Arizona right now. New Trinity has stooped to digging a multi battle against a small alliance in hopes of winning a fort back. But to be fair, the person who dug the battle told me they don't have any forts and we took that one from them a while ago so a multi battle to get one back was justified.
But wow how things have changed. New Trinity went from being one of the largest most powerful alliances to an alliance who thinks it has to dig multi battles on a small alliance to win a small fort. It's sort of sad in a way, but then again, I always thought that.
