Wit and Wisdom

DeletedUser

This forum could use a little extra class, so let's hear your best witticisms and nuggets of wisdom.

They can be stuff you made up yourself, or stuff that anybody else made up.

SOME WIT AND WISDOM:
"I don't know why people get so worked up about getting old. 40 years after your birth, you were either going to be 40 years old, or dead. You should be pleased with being 40!" - My da

"Some say that swearin's a sin
But where's the man that can tell
For swearin's been in this world
Since the Devil was told "Go to Hell!"" - The Dubliners; 7 Deadly Sins
 
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DeletedUser

excerpt from an actual conversation:
friend: You're going to give me a complex.
me:You're too simple to have a complex.
 

DeletedUser

Here's a bit of wisdom:

Don't be a neg rep troll when there are only 18 people on the forums. It isn't too hard to narrow down the suspects.
 

DeletedUser11353

Now that was wise Dee
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Denisero again.
 

DeletedUser

True, especially when most people tag their reps.

Here's some of my wisdom:
If life is like a box of chocolates, then why does everything taste like chicken?-me

One of my favorite sayings that I have no idea where it originated:
People who think they know everything are really annoying to those of us that do.
 

DeletedUser

My rep dont count but im still giving everyone on this page an Approval rating. ~D.S~ :)




ty!
 
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DeletedUser

Everything I like is illegal, immoral or fattening. - Alexander Woollcott

I don't dare put my favorite saying on here, because it may be considered inappropriate. Another one I've always liked though, is Life is an illness to which death is the only cure.
 
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DeletedUser

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you do not live longer. It just seems longer - Clement Freud
 

DeletedUser618

Most young people think they are natural when they are only boorish and rude. - Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld

What's more enchanting than the voices of young people, when you can't hear what they say? - Logan Pearsall Smith
 

DeletedUser11353

If you're not confused, you're not paying attention. - Tom Peters
 

DeletedUser

The bee he is a busy soul
He has no time for birth control
Maybe that's why at times like these
There are so many sons of "bees".
 

DeletedUser13682

I don't know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I can guarantee that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. -Albert Einstein
 

DeletedUser

Before you start pointing fingers, you'd better make sure your hands are clean - Bob Marley
 

DeletedUser

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
Oscar Wilde
 

DeletedUser

I forget who it's by, but it seems appropriate for the internet-
Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted.
 

DeletedUser

Is maith an scáthán súil charad.
(A friend's eye is a good mirror.)
 
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