what would you do to the person above you?

DeletedUser14280

You forgot to add a percentage sign.
I still have lots of cash, and I use it to prosecute you.
 

DeletedUser13682

I steal whatever master of war didn't steal, by pretending to be a great prosecuter, and having you hire me to prosecute master of war, and then running away to an unidentified country, spending your hard earned money as I see fit.
 

DeletedUser14280

I advertise for a bounty hunter to track you down and recover the money.​

Wanted: Bounty Hunter
To capture Johann Maximus and recover a sum of $500,000.
$125,000 reward.
Apply to Celxius.
Any takers on this forum?​
 

DeletedUser13682

I take up your offer, turn myself in, and get the $125,000 reward. It's not as much, but at least I'm not wanted anymore
 

DeletedUser14280

I'd possess you and make you act out Bohemian Rhapsody. The murder, trial, everything.
 

DeletedUser14280

We shall sentence him to tickle torture!
Oh, and icypole for you, Anhlong.
 

DeletedUser

i'd slap you on the wrist, im sorry, even if you are a guy, you are much to feminine and fragile

that was directed to ahhlong
 
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