DeletedUser
Elmyr can't boil water!!!
DeletedUser13682
Neither can Denisero!
DeletedUser
I like to build a giant magnifying glass to make an entire lake boil. Then I can do millions of eggs at once. Now thats efficiency.
DeletedUser
throw my egg in nuclear power plant
DeletedUser13682
Subject my eggs to a thermonuclear blast.
DeletedUser
mmmm giant mutated boiled egg.
DeletedUser13682
Only the best.
DeletedUser
I hold it and stick my hand in water, because I'm just that hot! 
DeletedUser
I boil mine in top ramen.
DeletedUser
i put the egg in a barrel of oil and set it on fire