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Turkeys can't bite...
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Course they can! Don't u hear it when they gobble? xD
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Oh for the love of God....
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Lol. Let me guess, you think this thread is spam and is going to be closed very swiftly by Hefty Smurf. (Probally will...)
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No its not spam. I don't understand why turkey bite hurts you more than a bullet
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My only guess is that its a rabies turkey! (Joking) Which causes most people to go insane and die.
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FullMetalBeak Turkey maybe?
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You fall in that water and catch a cold. You lose 5 health points.
>.>
>.>
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the damage system is just a little unbalance thats all.
"You drive a spade through your foot and lose 200 hp. You die."
"You drive a spade through your foot and lose 200 hp. You die."
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I got hit by a bullet and lost 2 points. Must have been a bb gun.
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They either did, or I'm just too much man.
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Covered with so much muscle?
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As if i got biten by a turkey and i didnt fight back
Duck vs Turkey, who'd win?
only one way to find out
FIGHHHTTTTT!
Duck vs Turkey, who'd win?
only one way to find out
FIGHHHTTTTT!
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We have wild turkeys by the scads up here in the U.P. and they not only bite but the Toms are very aggressive. they have this nasty little leg spur also that will stab you multiple times in rapid succession. They aren't even good to eat. ;(