The green river:

DeletedUser

Once a year for St. Patricks Day the Chicago River gets turned green !

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And people always ask, "Well if they can turn it green one day a year how come they can't turn it blue for the rest of the year ?"

(It's kinda brown-ish color normally ...)

However, a better question is how do they turn it green ? And the answer is they let Oprah wash her money !
 

DeletedUser

You sure that isn't from all those Chicagoans drinking all that green beer?
 

DeletedUser

With Oprah its wash it !

Laundering it was how they turned it green back in Jimmy Hoffa's day ! ha
 
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