DeletedUser
TequilaJoe is sexy, at least from his avatar in game. Sure, some people have the same avatar, about 25% of male soldiers but if I was not a straight man, and had to date someone purely based on the avatar, I'd choose TequilaJoe. Why you ask? Because he has a huge gun in his pants. Speaking of pants, did anyone ever question why no one wears pants in this game? We have a shirt, and some shoes, but no pants. Are the shirts presumably long enough that we need no pants, or are we wearing some sort of speedo? I like to think that TequilaJoe is wearing no pants, and slinging his sexy gun all over the place.