Sing your favorite songs!

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Weird Al Yankovic - Bob

(and don't say these lyrics make no sense, because they do, if you look closely enough :bandit:)

I, man, am regal - a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot or to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see god?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfish as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi," I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog
 

DeletedUser

Palindrome!

It would be more impressive if the entire song was a palindrome though. Well...not really, you'd just have to repeat every line in reverse order.
 

DeletedUser

Is that the Weird Al one?

I remember I was very impressed when he did a palindrome song.
 

DeletedUser

RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS:CAN'T STOP

Can't stop addicted to the shin dig
Cop top he says I'm gonna win big
Choose not a life of imitation
Distant cousin to the reservation
Defunkt the pistol that you pay for
This punk the feeling that you stay for
In time I want to be your best friend
Eastside love is living on the westend
Knock out but boy you better come to
Don't die you know the truth is some do
Go write your message on the pavement
Burnin' so bright I wonder what the wave meant
White heat is screaming in the jungle
Complete the motion if you stumble
Go ask the dust for any answers
Come back strong with 50 belly dancers

[Chorus:]
The world I love
The tears I drop
To be part of
The wave can't stop
Ever wonder if it's all for you
The world I love
The trains I hop
To be part of
The wave can't stop
Come and tell me when it's time to

Sweetheart is bleeding in the snowcone
So smart she's leading me to ozone
Music the great communicator
Use two sticks to make it in the nature
I'll get you into penetration
The gender of a generation
The birth of every other nation
Worth your weight the gold of meditation
This chapter's going to be a close one
Smoke rings I know your going to blow one
All on a spaceship persevering
Use my hands for everything but steering
Can't stop the spirits when they need you
Mop tops are happy when they feed you
J. Butterfly is in the treetop
Birds that blow the meaning into bebop

[Repeat Chorus]

Wait a minute I'm passing out
Win or lose just like you
Far more shocking
Than anything I ever knew
How about you
10 more reasons
Why i need somebody new just like you
Far more shocking than anything I ever knew
Right on cue

Can't stop addicted to the shin dig
Cop top he says I'm gonna win big
Choose not a life of imitation
Distant cousin to the reservation
Defunkt the pistol that you pay for
This punk the feeling that you stay for
In time I want to be your best friend
Eastside love is living on the westend
Knock out but boy you better come to
Don't die you know the truth is some do
Go write your message on the pavement
Burn so bright I wonder what the wave meant

Kick start the golden generator
Sweet talk but don't intimidate her
Can't stop the gods from engineering
Feel no need for any interfering
Your image in the dictionary
This life is more than ordinary
Can I get 2 maybe even 3 of these
Come from space
To teach you of the pleedes
Can't stop the spirits when they need you
This life ïs more than just a read thru
 

DeletedUser

Psychosocial by Slipknot


I did my time, and I want out!
So effusive-fade!
It doesn't cut, this soul is not so vibrant.
The reckoning, the sickening.
Packaging subversion.
Pseudo-sacrosanct perversion.
Go drill your deserts, go dig your graves!
Then fill your mouth with all the money you will save.
Sinking in, getting smaller again.
I´m done! It has begun, I'm not the only one!

And the rain will kill us all.
We Throw ourselves against the wall.
But no-one else can see.
The preservation of the martyr in me.

Psychosocial, Psychosocial, Psychosocial.
Psychosocial, Psychosocial, Psychosocial.

There are cracks on the road we laid.
But where the temple fell, the secrets have gone mad.
This is nothing new, but when we killed it all
Hate was all we had!
Who needs another mess, we could start over.
Just look me in the eyes and say I'm wrong!
Now there's only emptiness, venomous insipid
I think we're done, I'm not the only one!

And the rain will kill us all.
We Throw ourselves against the wall.
But no-one else can see.
The preservation of the martyr in me.

Psychosocial, Psychosocial, Psychosocial.
Psychosocial, Psychosocial, Psychosocial.

The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!

Fake anti-fascist lie, (Psychosocial)
I've tried to tell you, but (Psychosocial)
Your purple hearts are giving out. (Psychosocial)
Can't stop the killing idea, (Psychosocial)
If it's hunting season. (Psychosocial)
Is this what you want? (Psychosocial)
I'm not the only one!

And the rain will kill us all.
We Throw ourselves against the wall.
But no-one else can see.
The preservation of the martyr in me.

And the rain will kill us all.
We Throw ourselves against the wall.
But no-one else can see.
The preservation of the martyr in me.
 
nashy19

nashy19

Nashy (as himself)
Aww [radio edit], get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the [radio edit] deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your mother[radio edit] toes
We running this, let's go
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mother[radio edit] boat (boat, yeah)
I'm on a boat mother[radio edit] take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me mother[radio edit] cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, [radio edit] ([radio edit])
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and [radio edit]
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, mother[radio edit], don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh
Get the [radio edit] up, this boat is REAL!!!
[radio edit] land, I'm on a boat, mother[radio edit] (mother[radio edit])
[radio edit] trees, I climb buoys, mother[radio edit] (mother[radio edit])
I'm on the deck with my boys, mother[radio edit] (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, mother[radio edit]
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I [radio edit] a mermaid
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motha[radio edit] boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)
 
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Old and in the Way-------------New Riders of the Purple Sage


Panama Red, Panama Red
He'll steal your woman and then he'll rob your head.
Panama Red, Panama Red
On his white horse Mescalito, he comes breezin' through town
I'll bet your woman's up in bed with
Panama Red

Now, the judge don't know when Red's in town
He keeps well hidden,underground.
But everybody's acting lazy
Falling out and hanging round.

My woman said"Hey Pedro
You're acting like a clown."
Nobody feels like working.
Panama Red is back in town.

Panama Red, Panama Red
He'll steal your woman,then he'll rob your head.
Panama Red,Panama Red
On his white horse Mescalito,he comes breezin' through town
I'll bet your woman's up in bed with
Panama Red

Everyone is looking out for him
Cuz they know Red satisfies
Young girls love to listen to him
Sing and tell sweet lies

But when things get too confusing,honey
You're better off in bed
And I'll be searching all the joints in town for
Panama Red
 

DeletedUser

brettreecedean said:
Lynyrd Skynyrd!
Sweet Home Alabama:

Well I heard mister Young sing about her
Well, I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow
Click to expand...

In a bid to politicise everything I thought I would juxtapose the song lyrics of the master Neil Young whom Lynyrd Skynyrd were to trying to rebut in Sweet Home Alabama;

Southern Man

"Southern man
better keep your head
Don't forget
what your good book said
Southern change
gonna come at last
Now your crosses
are burning fast
Southern man

I saw cotton
and I saw black
Tall white mansions
and little shacks.
Southern man
when will you
pay them back?
I heard screamin'
and bullwhips cracking
How long? How long?

Southern man
better keep your head
Don't forget
what your good book said
Southern change
gonna come at last
Now your crosses
are burning fast
Southern man

Lily Belle,
your hair is golden brown
I've seen your black man
comin' round
Swear by God
I'm gonna cut him down!
I heard screamin'
and bullwhips cracking
How long? How long?"

Naff lyrics aside, I still love the Skynyrd tune.

Keep on rockin'

Billy Big Bollox
 

DeletedUser5046

Krolithika


creeping like a spider
ignore the marks that evil has left behind
they starve, you bloat
they die and still you bloat
and yet, the people wait
the people are waiting
watch the water and let it guide you
watch the water and let it kill you

DIE FOLLOW THE WATER! DIE FOLLOW THE WATER!
DIE FOLLOW THE WATER! DIE FOLLOW THE WATER!

choking like your [radio edit]
they choke on bones that you have left behind
they starve, you bloat
they lifted you up
how can they wait?
you've eaten the children
watch the water and let it guide you
watch the water and let it kill you

DIE FOLLOW THE WATER! DIE FOLLOW THE WATER!
DIE FOLLOW THE WATER! DIE FOLLOW THE WATER!

heads are rolling down your golden stairs
and you come closer and still you DIE! DIE! DIE!
DIE! DIE! DIE!

heads are rolling down your golden stairs
tell me, does your ***** need another ring or they die?
heads are rolling down your golden stairs
tell me, does your ***** need another ring or they die?
heads are rolling down your golden stairs
tell me, does your ***** need another ring or they die?
heads are rolling down your golden stairs
tell me, does your ***** need another ring or they die?

I HOPE YOU [radio edit] DIE!!!
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DeletedUser

Ooooh, i has one:


Face Down - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Hey girl you know you drive me crazy
one look puts the rhythm in my hand.
Still I'll never understand why you hang around
I see what's going down.

Cover up with make up in the mirror
tell yourself it's never gonna happen again
you cry alone and then he swears he loves you.

Do you feel like a man
when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found.

A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect
every action in this world will bear a consequence
If you wade around forever you will surely drown
I see what's going down.

I see the way you go and say your right again,
say your right again
heed my lecture

Do you feel like a man
when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down a new life she has.

Face down in the dirt she says, this doesn't hurt she says I finally had enough..

Face down in the dirt she says, this doesn't hurt she says I finally had enough..

One day she will tell you that she has had enough
its coming round again.

Do you feel like a man, when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down, a new life she has.

Do you feel like a man, when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down, a new life she has.

Face down in the dirt she says, this doesn't hurt she says I finally had enough..



Now i am sure, you understand what this song is about, and is a reason as to why i thoroughly like it so much.
 

DeletedUser

It is a sad song indeed, but because of how it is written, and how he sings it, with emotion, i will always appreciate this song immensely.
 

DeletedUser5046

ever heard tis one WFA? (tat sounds like another thread ^^)

sweet misery by michelle branch

I was lost
You were found
You seemed to stand on solid ground

I was weak
And you were strong
And me and my guitar we strummed along, oh

Sweet misery you cause me
That's what you called me
Sweet misery you cause me

I was blind,
But oh how you could see,
You saw the beauty in everything,
everything and me

I would cry
And you would smile
You'd stay with me a little while

Sweet misery you cause me
That's what you called me
Sweet misery you cause me

And in my heart I see, oh
What you're doing to me
And in my heart I see, oh
Just how you wanted it to be
Sweet misery

Oh,oh

Sweet misery you cause me
That's what you called me
Sweet misery you cause me

And in my heart I see, oh
What your doing to me,
And in my heart I see, oh
Just how you wanted it to be
Sweet misery oh
Sweet misery oh
Oh,oh
Sweet misery

I was weak
And you were strong
And me and my guitar we strummed along
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DeletedUser

Aww that is nice.

this one:

Your Guardian Angel - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

When I see your smile
Tears run down my face I can't replace
And now that I'm strong I have figured out
How this world turns cold and it breaks through my soul
And I know I'll find deep inside me I can be the one

I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to heaven

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
Seasons are changing
And waves are crashing
And stars are falling all for us
Days grow longer and nights grow shorter
I can show you I'll be the one

I will never let you fall (let you fall)
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all (through it all)
Even if saving you sends me to heaven

Cuz you're my, you're my, my, my true love, my whole heart
Please don't throw that away
Cuz I'm here for you
Please don't walk away and
Please tell me you'll stay, stay

Use me as you will
Pull my strings just for a thrill
And I know I'll be okay
Though my skies are turning gray

I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to heaven
[to fade]
 

DeletedUser5046

:( now i missed mah niece...she dedicated tat to me...T_T i stil owe her a pair of shoes...
 
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