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Surely the onion doesn't like anybody, because he makes people cry :sad:

Why would such an almighty being torment us sooooo?
 

DeletedUser

Surely the onion doesn't like anybody, because he makes people cry :sad:

Why would such an almighty being torment us sooooo?

Let me remind you that in order for you to cry, the onion must be cut.
Thus the Onion is blameless.
 

DeletedUser

ONION rings!

Surely not, as you would be tending to the onion, and making it comfortable?
 

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Surely the onion doesn't like anybody, because he makes people cry :sad:

Why would such an almighty being torment us sooooo?

The Onion doesn't make you cry. But because your subconscious(sp?) knows that the Onion is your creator, you cry if you cut him, because you're cutting in your god.
 

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The Onion doesn't make you cry. But because your subconscious(sp?) knows that the Onion is your creator, you cry if you cut him, because you're cutting in your god.

We all carry a divine spark, thus we are all part of God.
That is why you cry.

By cutting the Onion, you cut yourself.
 

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The Onion doesn't make you cry. But because your subconscious(sp?) knows that the Onion is your creator, you cry if you cut him, because you're cutting in your god.

'God created man in his own image'?
 

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Truth is the only weapon the evangelist of the Onion requires. Onion be praised.
 

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stop talking about the church of onion in here if you would like to talk about it go to the church of the onion thread
 
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