DeletedUser8950
All who want to apply to become a minion, send your appliance form here
DeletedUser
I will accept anyone on equal terms, be they bald, hunchbacked, limping, stitched up or lisping.
In case you are all that, you may be considered for the special position of Igor.
Truly, there is only one thing that can disqualify you as a Minion of The Rose, and that is sheer stupidity. We might have a position in guards if you have that special kind of stupid
In case you are all that, you may be considered for the special position of Igor.
Truly, there is only one thing that can disqualify you as a Minion of The Rose, and that is sheer stupidity. We might have a position in guards if you have that special kind of stupid
DeletedUser8950
Yes. JR needs many guards. We won't trust you with explosives or live ammunition though, or some accidents could happen.
Igor is the only position which is the best and worst at the same time.
Igor is the only position which is the best and worst at the same time.
DeletedUser
I think you should be nominated for right-hand-man, Darkloon. You're pretty good at arse-kissing and echoing John's words.
DeletedUser
Nothing beats a real Igor, but if we are to battle the forces of stupidity, we will be needing hordes of minions fighting for our just cause Chief Minion Darknoon.
DeletedUser
John, I have but one question for you:
Where does Gizmo fit in in all of this?
Where does Gizmo fit in in all of this?
DeletedUser
Nah, I think I will just watch.
DeletedUser
He shall rise as a bright star in the morning, shining his true light and colours for us all to see.
DeletedUser
Sounds dangerous, given that it's Gizmo, after all.
DeletedUser
I shall watch this light with binoculars
DeletedUser
Special light-reducing binoculars.
DeletedUser
reducing? I bought magnifying ones!
DeletedUser8950
Darkloon, not Darknoon. Man, I wish my name wasn't so easy to insult...And hey, every overlord needs a good right-hand man
All hail grand overlord John Rose!
DeletedUser
Darkloon, that I am afraid is a hysterical nickname for you.
DeletedUser8950
Darkloon is enraged. Soon he will attack
DeletedUser
You make it sound like he is a robot
DeletedUser8950
Darkloon is a robot of sorts.
DeletedUser
Darkloon is your alter macho robot ego
DeletedUser
I would just like to point out that that isn't a very dark robot!