Let's play the Nerf game!

[DeletedUser]

Solution: We forget about Tom Cruise because he's just been a headache lately.

Problem: Now 95% of The West players are scientologists.

 

[DeletedUser5046]

Solution: Scientologists are pawned by te religious 5%

Problem: Churches are full every sunday

 

[DeletedUser]

Religion is outlawed in the west and all churches are converted to gambling halls

I lost all my money because I have a gambling problem.

 

[DeletedUser]

Solution: Banks now offer loans

Problem: The indians are becoming too rich due to their casinos.

 

[DeletedUser]

Solution: the game developers spead swine flu to the indians killing them all

Problem: swine flu get the players as well

 

[DeletedUser]

Solution: Devs do a rollback pre-swin-flu, and give the indians smallpox infested blankets.

Problem: The indians become too sick to run the gambling joints, public disorder ensues.

 

[DeletedUser5046]

Solution: Indians hired medical experts to cure them and hired dancers to gain costumers

Problem: too many pervs at te casino

 

[DeletedUser]

devs create the "stripper corner" right next to mortician so pervs go there too, instead of being at the casino all time

problem: the only place where you can find players is either the casino or the "stripper corner"...

 

[DeletedUser]

solution: abolish corner and make all people cover every part of their body bar eyes.

Problem: mass crime breaks out and no witnesses can distinguish between innocent and guilty. Reporting system broken: you can't see who's duelled you. Other people claim your job pay so everyone loses money.

 

[DeletedUser]

solution:crime is not illegal now|duels are not allowed at the west

problem:the donkeys are very expensive

 

[DeletedUser]

Solution: The previously implemented lego donkeys drop quite commonly.

Problem: I has not can get monai ezy as dualar!

 

[DeletedUser]

Solution: Introduction of bounties

Problem: I can't be bothered reading the quest lines properly in-game, so I will just ask how to complete each quest on the forums.

 

[DeletedUser]

Solution: You get perm-banned.

(btw; I like the bounty solution! )

Problem: With all the lazy and stupid people banned from the game, worlds are nigh empty.

 

[DeletedUser]

Solution: Noobs and hackers rejoin the game

Problem: Noobs invaded my town!!!

 

[DeletedUser]

Solution: You kick Gizmo from town.

Problem: There is always bounties on my head

 

[DeletedUser]

Solution: Buy everyone a round of drinks at their local pub and become their friend.

Problem: Everyone that plays The West is intoxicated.

 

[DeletedUser]

solution: a medicine is invented to deal with the intoxication, and the pills are delivered to The West players

problem: those pills taste like bottom of used ashtray and everyone gets addicted; one of the side-effects is a compulsive need to buy green bandanas everytime they go online

 

[DeletedUser]

solution: Make picking cotton XP 100% money 50% luck 50% to fit need to make more bandannas

problem: Not enough people doing other jobs to keep the economy going! Recession!

 

[DeletedUser]

Solution: the west government makes more money and distributes it hopeing that it will end the recession.

problem: everyone is it debt for the next hundred years due to the fact that it did not work

 

[DeletedUser]

Solution: We ignore everything gizmo says because he doesn't make any sense.

Problem: N/A