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This is a story of daily life at the headquarters of Cólgate, Inc., a software company/tequila distillery/organized crime syndicate based in Ciudad de México (Mexico City). Representing Mexican corporations at their absolute bottom-of-the-barrel worst, the company is fraught with slackers, criminals, psychopaths, gluttons and especially idiots. Raises and promotions are based not on performance, productivity or skill, but employees' ability to pleasure their superiors. Much of their revenue is generated through "male enhancement" scams. You are one of the employees at this company. ¡Feliz trabajandos (happy workings)!
This is a comedy RP, intended to be based on The Office (the earlier RP, not the TV show) with a Mexican twist. All the same rules as always apply, but a few Spanish words here and there are fine by me. Here's your character format:
Name:
Gender:
Age:
Occupation:
Characteristics:
Skills (or lack thereof):
Bio:
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Name: Juan Pendejo
Gender: Male
Age: 45
Occupation: President of Cólgate, Inc.
Characteristics: Wears a black suit and tie and stereotypical sombrero hat, and a thick, black mustache. He spend most of the time slacking in his office, with tequila (from a different brand), imported Cuban cigars and plenty of women, most (but not all) of whom don't actually work for him.
Skills (or lack thereof): He has no leadership, management or production skills whatsoever. How did you think he became president?
Bio: He was born and raised in Ciudad de México, and at the age of seven, he attended a friend's birthday party, where he was smacked in the head by another partygoer trying to break a piñata. The blow caused some brain damage, and his resulting incompetence rocketed him to the top of the kakistocratic corporate ladder, where he remains to this day.
This is a comedy RP, intended to be based on The Office (the earlier RP, not the TV show) with a Mexican twist. All the same rules as always apply, but a few Spanish words here and there are fine by me. Here's your character format:
Name:
Gender:
Age:
Occupation:
Characteristics:
Skills (or lack thereof):
Bio:
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Name: Juan Pendejo
Gender: Male
Age: 45
Occupation: President of Cólgate, Inc.
Characteristics: Wears a black suit and tie and stereotypical sombrero hat, and a thick, black mustache. He spend most of the time slacking in his office, with tequila (from a different brand), imported Cuban cigars and plenty of women, most (but not all) of whom don't actually work for him.
Skills (or lack thereof): He has no leadership, management or production skills whatsoever. How did you think he became president?
Bio: He was born and raised in Ciudad de México, and at the age of seven, he attended a friend's birthday party, where he was smacked in the head by another partygoer trying to break a piñata. The blow caused some brain damage, and his resulting incompetence rocketed him to the top of the kakistocratic corporate ladder, where he remains to this day.
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