*shows deed to Oisin* Sorry, I bought this hill, including mineral rights, legally, through proper channels, like a civilized 21st century human being. You'll have to leave or I'll be forced to litigate.
=I go and build a new hill and a new fort and simply walk to the top of it, since the old hill is now burned up= Dang it, sheriff! I don't wanna live on no burned up hill! My new hill and my new fort!