king of the hill game

DeletedUser

in this game u hav to make a way to get the person above u off of the hill since theres no one above me i start off on the hill
 

DeletedUser

Drops a 10m by 10 m by 10 m cude of lime jelly onto oisinallen, and then pushes him odff the hill
my hill.
 

DeletedUser

*Awesome, highly-choreographed sword-fight*

I win in the end. My fort.
 

DeletedUser

*shows deed to Oisin* Sorry, I bought this hill, including mineral rights, legally, through proper channels, like a civilized 21st century human being. You'll have to leave or I'll be forced to litigate.
 

DeletedUser

*drives over Elmyr with a car*
My hill! Even if you have documents and stuff Elmyr!
 

DeletedUser

*waits for Cowdy and Oisin to wear themselves out and sends in his lawyers to pick up the pieces* My hill!
 

DeletedUser

Cease your unjustified and illegal occupation of the premises forthwith or I shall be forced to notify the constabulary!
 

DeletedUser

I hire heavy-duty body guards to steal Elmyr's deed for the hill.

So I believe it's my hill. OUT!!
 

DeletedUser5046

then i put some oil all over te floor...scotty slide down te hill...

now its mah turn
 

Red Falcon

Well-Known Member
=I go and build a new hill and a new fort and simply walk to the top of it, since the old hill is now burned up= Dang it, sheriff! I don't wanna live on no burned up hill! My new hill and my new fort!
 

DeletedUser

*Installs sleeping policemen on the new hill* No-one may drive!

Also, I take the hill somehow. My hill.
 

DeletedUser

stabs the policeman and gets an army of bandits to raid the place.

my hill
 

DeletedUser

Stabbing a Sleeping Policeman is a sure way to break a knife. I think you might call a Sleeping Policeman a "speed bump".

The bandits laugh at your broken knife and then hand the hill back to me. :D
 
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