Imporant-noob research discovered

DeletedUser

I am half noob as my brother is one. I can help you find noobs in hiding. Do not judge me for I am normal as well.
 

DeletedUser

that cereal box is obviously edited but it would be a funny thing to eat at breakfast
 

DeletedUser

!m n0t 4 n00b, th3 0n3 wh0 th!nk5 ! 4m 0n3 !z 4 n00b lolololololololololol 1337 5uckz3r5.
 

DeletedUser

We're losing him to the noobishness. Come back and embrace the wisdom of the onion. Only then can you type coherently.
 

DeletedUser

We must continue this research in order to solve the current problem we're having! If we don't do anything to avert this imminent disaster the doomsday prophecy in the Book of Revolution shall be fullfilled:
Ollieman said:
Revolution 3, 4, &5:1-6;1-7;1-10
3.1 And one day a heathen spammer shall rise up to challenge the faith of men.
2 And that spammer's name shall be 501
3 And that spammer shall bring unrest to the house of the Onion and to the hearts of the people
4 And chaos shall reign throughout the land for many a day
5 But the heathen spammer shall be subdued
6 And the Onion shall reign for 100 days
4. 1 And then the spammer shall be let loose for a season
2 And shall once again bring unrest to the hearts of men
3 And the people shall fight a great holy war
4 And a great battle will ensue that will leave half the people at death's door
5 And fire and brimstone shall fall like hail from the heavens
6 And the sky shall vanish like a scroll
7 And then all shall be silent
5. 1 And on the third day an angel will sound a trumpet
2 And the dead will rise from their graves
3 And they shall be put to trial
4 In front of the Onion, John Rose, and Saint Elmyr
5 And all those who did fall to the heathen spammer shall be sentenced
6 To an eternity of posting in a spam-filled forum
7 Always blind to the light of the Onion
8 And all those who did keep their faith in the Onion shall be sentenced
9 To an eternity in the kingdom of the Onion
10 And shall bask in his infinite layers of wisdom for all time
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Now where did I put Onion Vacuum version 2.0?...
 
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DeletedUser

Okay, really!!! With all these spammers emerging we need to find a way to combat them!!! When wert comes back the other two who have emerged will become spammier than ever. We can't let David fight this battle alone. If he does he'll be permabanned, and I'm afraid that he'll only be able to take down one spammer with him. We must wage a full scale war on these spammers before it's too late.
 

DeletedUser

I miss David and Divest alot right now.
After David converted to the Onionite cause, he gave his posting permission to deliver us from spam, yet here more emerge.

We need a Champion to Step forth and deliver us from spam!
 

DeletedUser

David is the perfect example of hope and redemption. At one time he was a spammer and anti-onionite, but the Onion spoke to him and made him come to his light and eventually become a martyr for our church. He should be an example to all of us.
 

DeletedUser

BAH! You Onions are fools and liers! But believe me! Your apocalypse is approaching! Already the mighty legions of spam are preparing for the assault. And when the dust clears, the Onion will be but a hated memory MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:eek:hmy:
 

DeletedUser

The Onion is indestructible.

Let me present unto you the following quote from the film V for Vendettawhich serves as an illustration:

Creedy: Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die?

V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.
 

DeletedUser

Countless church threads have attempted to defeat the great Onion. None have prevailed. I see no reason why this time should be any different.
 

DeletedUser

Mr. Creedy fails to notice that ideas can be hated as the idea he represented was. When spam strikes Onion shall fall to hate!
 

DeletedUser

Spam, garlic, nothing, Gizmo.

All have fallen to the Onion's wisdom.
 

DeletedUser

I will not repent to fools like you! RISE CHURCH OF SPAM RISE! You fools! You have brought your end!
 

DeletedUser14006

50 y0u 6uy5 7h0u6h7 4f73r 4|m057 20 m0n7h5 y0u w3r3 54f3 fr0m 7h3 |337 n0085!

\/\/3|| 1 4m h3r3 70 qu45h 5u(h 7h0u6h75, 7h3 n00815hn355 h45 0n|y ju57 836un!!
 

DeletedUser1121

i made a normal to noob translator once. not that hard.. all you need is some programming skills and a noob to tell you what the hell those numbers mean..
 

DeletedUser14006

'Y0u 5h4|| h4v3 n0 07h3r 60d5 83f0r3 |\/|3.'

'Y0u 5h4|| n07 m4k3 f0r y0ur53|f 4 (4rv3d 1m463--4ny |1k3n355 0f 4ny7h1n6 7h47 15 1n h34v3n 480v3, 0r 7h47 15 1n 7h3 34r7h 83n347h, 0r 7h47 15 1n 7h3 w473r und3r 7h3 34r7h.'

'Y0u 5h4|| n07 74k3 7h3 n4m3 0f 7h3 L()R|) y0ur 60d 1n v41n.'

'R3m3m83r 7h3 548847h d4y, 70 k33p 17 h0|y.'

'|-|0n0r y0ur f47h3r 4nd y0ur m07h3r.'

'Y0u 5h4|| n07 murd3r.'

'Y0u 5h4|| n07 (0mm17 4du|73ry.'

'Y0u 5h4|| n07 5734|.'

'Y0u 5h4|| n07 834r f4|53 w17n355 4641n57 y0ur n316h80r.'

'Y0u 5h4|| n07 (0v37 y0ur n316h80r'5 h0u53; y0u 5h4|| n07 (0v37 y0ur n316h80r'5 w1f3, n0r h15 m4|3 53rv4n7, n0r h15 f3m4|3 53rv4n7, n0r h15 0x, n0r h15 d0nk3y, n0r 4ny7h1n6 7h47 15 y0ur n316h80r'5.'
 
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