guess who's going to post next

[DeletedUser]

Either.

So have you got it ready Sam.B?

 

[Sambee]

yep sure due *throws bloated croc*

just dont ask what I fed it to make it bloated tiger

 

[DeletedUser31931]

he won't

Will you, tiger? *raises Vera at tiger's head*

 

[DeletedUser]

Don't worry, I won't.

*climbs on alligator and rides it to the shore*
.
At last! I am out of the water! Now, Zemmy. Give Vera to me.

 

[DeletedUser31931]

No *blam, blam, blam*

You dead yet tiger?

 

[DeletedUser]

*dead*

Braet! Call the police!

 

[DeletedUser28032]

Meh....the coppers stopped coming after the third time you died

So Sambee should we feed Tigers bullet riddled corpse to the Wombats or would drop bears be more appropriate?

 

[Sambee]

You can feed him to the drop bears if you like but you might be attacked too

So the drop bears are good braet

 

[DeletedUser15641]

Comes to save Tiger

Shoots braet and Sam B ,

Are you alright tiger?

 

[DeletedUser]

No. I'm not alright! I have a hole going through my head. Hey, here's an idea, if you preserve my corpse, then put lenses on either side of my head, you could use me as a novelty telescope! How's that Zemmy?

 

[DeletedUser31931]

To much effort.

I could just buy a normal telescope, couldn't I tiger?

 

[DeletedUser]

Yeah...you could.

Meh. Why do you always outthink me Zemmy?

 

[DeletedUser31931]

I dunno

I would ask you, but you were the one that asked me in the first place, weren't you tiger?

 

[DeletedUser]

Yeah...doesn't mean I don't know teh answer though does it Zemmy?

 

[DeletedUser31931]

Do you know the answer though tiger?

 

[DeletedUser28032]

ooh ooh I know, I know, Pick me *waves arm frantically to attract Zems attention*

 

[DeletedUser31931]

Yes Braet? What did you want to say?

 

[DeletedUser]

Don't pick him Zemmy! It's a trap!

 

[DeletedUser15641]

Its not a trap if you pick me zemmy, right tiger

 

[DeletedUser31931]

Who were you referring to anyway tug?

Tiger, have you got any ideas?