Funny definitions, words, and misunderstandings.

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FRUST (frust)
n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

ECNALUBMA (ek na lub' ma)
n. A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in the rearview mirror.

AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus)
adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
 

DeletedUser14280

Supercalifragilisticexpialidociophobia: Fear of Mary Poppins.
 

DeletedUser13682

remembering- the process of allowing a person into a group again.
 

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CLINCHPOOPER: Someone who is a complete slob.

WISTERPOOPER: A slap along side the head.

THENAN: The palm of the hand.
 

DeletedUser3717

I got a funny definition.

Gizmo501:When there's no point left, Just post a link.
 

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Wickerpooper: What happens the next day when you eat a box of Tricuits!
 

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Homogenized - infused with gay genes? (gives a whole new meaning to, "Got Milk?")

Pasteurized - blessed by a Pastor or from free-roaming cows (pasture-ized).
 

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1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly
answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after
you are run over by a steamroller
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you.
13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with
Yiddish expressions.
14. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die your Soul
goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts
 

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Circumcise- Sir Cumcies is A Greek poet who had a fascination with man parts...
Demeanor- Dee is meaner
Emergency- Breaking through something/ Emerge
receding- always regrowing
cookie- A young cook/A midget cook
steamroller- when someone misses the toilet while taking a number 2
Menu- Men apart of a clan named U.
boxer- a person who puts things in boxes
quote- a large oat
impotent- Important, just said with a ghetto twist
proctologist- Rectologist
 
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