Daerht Sdrawkcab Eht.

[DeletedUser14280]

Nac ew kniht I? Esrever ni stsop ruo htiw noissucsid a evah nac ew esoppus uoy fo yna od.

Cipot-ffo ni nosrep etirovaf ruoy tuoba klat modnar: Cipot tsrif eht.

(Esu I tahw s'ti. Siht yrt, txet ruoy gnisrever pleh deen uoy fi.)

 

[DeletedUser]

?uoy rof ti od ot loot-bew a esu ot gniog tsuj era uoy fi txet ruoy gnisrever ni egnellahc eht si erehW

 

[DeletedUser14280]

Elpmis.
Sdrawkcab yleritne daerht a gnivah ekil saedi suolucidir pu kniht ot swap ym no emit erom evah I taht snaem resrever txet citamotua na gnisu.

 

[DeletedUser]

bah, well...I will be your translator for daily conversation in this section

Nac ew kniht I? Esrever ni stsop ruo htiw noissucsid a evah nac ew esoppus uoy fo yna od.

Cipot-ffo ni nosrep etirovaf ruoy tuoba klat modnar: Cipot tsrif eht.

(Esu I tahw s'ti. Siht yrt, txet ruoy gnisrever pleh deen uoy fi.)

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: "Would you like to ride your own ass?"

~Celxius

?uoy rof ti od ot loot-bew a esu ot gniog tsuj era uoy fi txet ruoy gnisrever ni egnellahc eht si erehW

Special today to all west viewrs-- no ice cream ~GH

*************

Third translation will be on the air ...in very short

 

[DeletedUser14280]

Revetahw/ytsan/diputs eb ot gniyrt yletarebiled uoy era ro, John Rose yb dessessop gnieb uoy era?

Cipot a EVAH nac siht sa raf sa, cipot no, yawyna:
Etirovaf s'enoyreve si Angelaiah taht yas uoy dluow?

 

[DeletedUser3717]

llor ew woh s'tahT
rehtegot lla ti worhT
palc ed palc ed mooB
palc ed mooB
palc palc palc moob moob aB
palc tod mooB
palc palc palc moob moob aB
palc ed mooB

llor ew woh s'tahT
rehtegot lla ti worhT
)nwodworht( nwodeoh eht oD
)nwodworht( nwodeoh eht oD
)nwodworht( nwodeoh eht oD

llor ew woh s'tahT
rehtegot lla ti worhT
)nwodworht( nwodeoh eht oD
)nwodworht( nwodeoh eht oD
)nwodworht( nwodeoh eht oD

llor ew woh s'tahT
rehtegot lla ti worhT
eot ot daeH
tuo ti ekahS
semit eerht palc
tfel ti naeL
edils 'n pets ,gaz-giZ
,a neht dna

tsiwt 081
detoof enO
spih ruoy no sdnaH
stih murd eht nehW
lanogaid ni elffuhS
roolf eht ssorc gaz-giZ

edilg ,ti kcitS
tfel eht ot pmuJ
edis ot edis evoM
yks eht ni kwah ruoy tuP
ti poh-piH
neht yfirtnuoC
ti tod akloP
ti kcor ,ti poP

palc ed mooB
palc moob mooB
palc ed palc ed mooB
palc moob mooB
og ew ereH
no emoC
palc moob mooB
palc ed palc ed mooB

llor ew woh s'tahT
rehtegot lla ti worhT
)nwodworht( nwodeoh eht oD
)nwodworht( nwodeoh eht oD
)nwodworht( nwodeoh eht oD

llor ew woh s'tahT
rehtegot lla ti worhT
eot ot daeH
tuo ti ekahS
semit eerht palc
tfel ti naeL
edils 'n pets ,gaz-giZ
,a neht dna

tsiwt 081
detoof enO
spih ruoy no sdnaH
stih murd eht nehW
lanogaid ni elffuhS
roolf eht ssorc gaz-giZ

edilg ,ti kcitS
tfel eht ot pmuJ
edis ot edis evoM
yks eht ni kwah ruoy tuP
ti poh-piH
neht yfirtnuoC
ti tod akloP
ti kcor ,ti poP

)haow-haow( tcefrep uoy sekam ecitcarP
tiuq ot emit ton s'ti tuB
detsub gnileef ruoy dnA
xis ,evif ,ruof ot teg eW

llor ew woh s'tahT
rehtegot lla ti worhT
)nwodeoh( nwodeoh eht oD
)nwodeoh( nwodeoh eht oD
)nwodeoh( nwodeoh eht oD

llor ew woh s'tahT
rehtegot lla ti worhT
eot ot daeH
tuo ti ekahS
semit eerht palc
tfel ti naeL
edils 'n pets ,gaz-giZ
,a neht dna

tsiwt 081
ni toof enO
spih ruoy no sdnaH
stih murd eht nehW
lanogaid ni elffuhS
roolf eht ssorc gaz-giZ

edilg ,ti kcitS
tfel eht ot pmuJ
edis ot edis evoM
yks eht ni kwah ruoy tuP
ti poh-piH
neht yfirtnuoC
ti tod akloP
ti kcor ,ti poP

)haow-haow( od nac uoy gnihtemos si sihT
owt-ythgie ro evif ruoy fI
evom ot woh uoy llet dnA
wohs euq-eb-raB eht evig ll'I

teef ruoy evom uoy ekam annog s'tahT
taeb a tuoba uoy llet annog m'I
staes ruoy ffo ,no emoc ydobyrevE
,3,2,1

)haow-haow( palc ed palc ed mooB
palc moob mooB
palc ed palc ed mooB
thgir s'tahT
)haow-haow( palc ed palc ed mooB
palc moob mooB

,og ew ereH
em htiw ti yrT

palc ed palc ed mooB
palc moob mooB
palc ed palc ed mooB
palc moob mooB
palc ed palc ed mooB
palc moob mooB
palc ed palc ed mooB
palc mooB

 

[DeletedUser]

llor ew woh s'tahT
rehtegot lla ti worhT
palc ed palc ed mooB
palc ed mooB
palc palc palc moob moob aB
palc tod mooB
palc palc palc moob moob aB
palc ed mooB
.
.
.
palc ed palc ed mooB
palc moob mooB
palc ed palc ed mooB
palc moob mooB
palc ed palc ed mooB
palc moob mooB
palc ed palc ed mooB
palc mooB

This all meant,

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER

 

[DeletedUser]

Revetahw/ytsan/diputs eb ot gniyrt yletarebiled uoy era ro, John Rose yb dessessop gnieb uoy era?

This part was hard to translate...except, Laughter is the closest distance between two people. John Rose vs??

Cipot a EVAH nac siht sa raf sa, cipot no, yawyna:
Etirovaf s'enoyreve si Angelaiah taht yas uoy dluow?

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

 

[DeletedUser]

U guys hurt my brain with this thread

 

[DeletedUser14280]

Gnorw yletelpmoc era snoitalsnart esoht. Ga erongi.
(Ignore Ag. Those translations are completely wrong.)

Sdrawkcab stsop ym gnitirw tsuj yllaer M'i.
(I'm really just writing my posts backwards.)

Tuo ti erugif uoy pleh dluohs tsop tsrif ym ni knil eht.
(The link in my first post should help you figure it out.)

 

[DeletedUser]

˙sǝʎǝ ʎɯ sʇɹnɥ ʇı 'pɐǝɹɥʇ sıɥʇ ʇǝƃ ʇ`uop ʇsnɾ ı ʇnq ʎɹɹos ɯ`ı

 

[nashy19]

Eich bod yn gwybod lle mae hyn yn mynd ...

 

[DeletedUser]

!liaf fo edam si daerht sihT

 

[nashy19]

?fo edam liaf si tahW

 

[DeletedUser]

?fo edam liaf si tahW

.sseug I ,suixleC sa ffuts emas ehT

 

[DeletedUser]

ekac gnitae ma I

 

[DeletedUser]

I can't believe Celxius has to be so unoriginal here...

!ESAELP TACYPOC EHT SUIXLEC REDRUM

 

[nashy19]

 

[DeletedUser]

!!!!!!!HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH !!!!neewollaH yppaH .ydnac emos si won thgir rof leef yllaer I tahW .won thgir ti ekil leef t'nod I .evaD haN

 

[DeletedUser14280]

Tnedicca...yb yleritne maps modnar otni denrut daerht siht sseug I os?

"WOOOOOooooon thgirla M'i tub flowerew a eb ot desu I..."