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That is a onionacle. No miracle is that suprising.
Bless thou crusader, David Shocfield.
Bless thou crusader, David Shocfield.
Onion????
Perhaps, but I'm guessing his love for his Onion redeems him from his sins.Just so you know, I expect that if I told my brother about the church of the Onion, he'd likely regard it as a joke.
Perhaps, but I'm guessing his love for his Onion redeems him from his sins.
I presume The Onion News Network isn't affilated with this church?
Lol. Ok then.
What does the Onion do with it's enemies?
Yea, all shall hail the Onion...
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BECAUSE, it's the most useful vegatable in cooking!
Make a stirfry and watch the onion go brown!
Serve it in soup, burgers, you name it!
You know what? Forget the church, and all it's benevolent teachings.
I'll just have the onion.
The Onion doesn't have enemies.
Only the wicked and ignorant claim to be an enemy of the Onion.
Onion, the embiment of free will, freedom, and wisdom.
The onion has no enemies what a lie! Prepare to face the hordes of Burger Kings Deep Fryers and Breading Machines! MWAHAHAHAHA!