899 More Ways to Annoy People

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  1. Ollieman

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    Pretty self-explanatory. If you haven't seen the list "101 Ways to Annoy People", here it is:[spoil]
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    Now for some additions:

    102. Reply to emails with long, boring speeches, complete with overly deep philosophical musings on the topic being covered.

    103. Repeatedly ask coworkers what they would do if they were a pen/pencil/stapler/other office object.

    104. Tie camcorders to streetlights on your street. When asked, say you have declared the street a police state.

    105. Tape the ending of "Life of Brian" over the crucifixion scene in Passion of the Christ on rental tape.
     
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  2. Senokai

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    106. Post another ___ Ways to Annoy People thread.
     
  3. 107. Ruin a new-born thread. :p :laugh:
     
  4. Celxius

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    108. Deny that you are human at every available opportunity, instead claiming to be a an extraterrestial lifeform.
     
  5. Senokai

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    109. Become a member of the ministry of silly walks.
     
  6. Ollieman

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    110. Correct people's grammar while texting.

    111. Hand out brochures for a fake charitable organization with phone numbers for a tech support agency in India.
     
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    112. Make them check the '101 ways to annoy people' to see if their suggestion is already on the list.

    113. Bel-air long posts.
     
  8. Annie Oakley12

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    Off topic- I sing #1 ALL the time at school with my other blonde friend...Funny as hell! Na, na, na, na, na....BATMAN!
     
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  9. Senokai

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    114. Be the black penny.
     
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  10. Elmyr

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    115. Post "Post another ___ Ways to Annoy People thread." before I get a chance to.
     
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  11. Senokai

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    116. Beat Elmyr at his own game.
     
  12. Ollieman

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    117. Report the mods' posts for any minute reason you can find.

    118. Fill an entire ___ ways to annoy people thread with a long circular argument.
     
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  13. Elmyr

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    119. Don't be me.
     
  14. Ollieman

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    120. Steal the sig of the previous poster.

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  15. Elmyr

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    121. Ban the previous poster for stealing your sig.
     
  16. Ollieman

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    122. Tell people you are an undercover police officer and tell them you must commandeer their car.
     
  17. Senokai

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    123. Go on about how your number is "123."

    How'd you do that, Ollie?
     
  18. Ollieman

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    124. Explain to your boss that the pagan cult you follow requires you to leave work for five days of the week.

    I just unchecked the "Show signature" box under quick reply and copy/pasted Elmyr's sig under my post.
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  19. 125. Spread merriment with flowers! (I lost a few friends this way.)
     
  20. Senokai

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    126. Kill hippies
     
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