Pretty self-explanatory. If you haven't seen the list "101 Ways to Annoy People", here it is:[spoil] [/spoil] Now for some additions: 102. Reply to emails with long, boring speeches, complete with overly deep philosophical musings on the topic being covered. 103. Repeatedly ask coworkers what they would do if they were a pen/pencil/stapler/other office object. 104. Tie camcorders to streetlights on your street. When asked, say you have declared the street a police state. 105. Tape the ending of "Life of Brian" over the crucifixion scene in Passion of the Christ on rental tape.