DeletedUser8950
Actually I haven't had the misfortune to hear that one until today
DeletedUser14280
Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?
Because roads weren't invented yet.
Because roads weren't invented yet.
DeletedUser
I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread earlier, then i realizes it said 'thick cut'
DeletedUser
lol
DeletedUser
i dont no
DeletedUser14280
Hey, whatever happened to that prize?
DeletedUser
no one picked a winner lolololol
DeletedUser
Why did the chicken cross the road?
DeletedUser
To show the raccoon that it can be done.
Deleted User - 819397
To prove that it's possible to make it across without becoming roadkill!:laugh:
DeletedUser14280
To get away from Colonel Sanders.
DeletedUser
ha!!
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A pilot announces to the passengers of a small plane that they are running low on fuel but cannot land. There are three passengers: An Egyptian, a Frenchman, and a New Yorker. The pilot tells each one to stick their hands out the side and jump when they are home.
The egyptian puts his and out and feels the top of the pyramids, so he jumps.
The frenchman puts his hand out and feels the top of the eiffel tower, so he jumps.
The new yorker puts his hand out and his watch gets stolen, so he jumps.
The egyptian puts his and out and feels the top of the pyramids, so he jumps.
The frenchman puts his hand out and feels the top of the eiffel tower, so he jumps.
The new yorker puts his hand out and his watch gets stolen, so he jumps.
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DeletedUser
i know it with different nationalities
Deleted User - 819397
Good one, Senokai.
There are three men at the top of a mountain. It is said that if you jump off the top while screaming your hearts desire, it will come true. The three men knew this, and were gathering their courage to jump. The first man jumped and said, "I wish my ex-wife will catch me and she'll love me for who I am again!!!!" Sure enough, that happened exactly. Seeing this, the second man jumped off and yelled, "I wish I landed on millions and millions of dollars!!" He landed on them, but since he phrased his desire poorly, the money was in $1 bills, so he only had $1 million. The third man, already picturing how to phrase his desire, wasn't paying attention to where he was going and tripped over a rock, sending him over the edge. "Aww, he!!" the man cried.
There are three men at the top of a mountain. It is said that if you jump off the top while screaming your hearts desire, it will come true. The three men knew this, and were gathering their courage to jump. The first man jumped and said, "I wish my ex-wife will catch me and she'll love me for who I am again!!!!" Sure enough, that happened exactly. Seeing this, the second man jumped off and yelled, "I wish I landed on millions and millions of dollars!!" He landed on them, but since he phrased his desire poorly, the money was in $1 bills, so he only had $1 million. The third man, already picturing how to phrase his desire, wasn't paying attention to where he was going and tripped over a rock, sending him over the edge. "Aww, he!!" the man cried.
DeletedUser12669
It's always difficult texting someone to tell them one of their loved ones has passed away - especially when your name is Lol.
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Five cowboys are in a mexican standoff, pointing their dual revolvers at eachother.
The first one, with a red bandanna, fires both of his pistols into the air and holsters them, signaling surrender.
The second one, with a blue bandanna, fires at the man who surrenders, and kills him.
The third, who only had one pistol, couldn't takethe pressure and killed himself.
The fourth, wearing nothing but trousers, fires at the second, killing him, only to be shot down in retaliation.
The fifth, who wore a nixon mask, lived because he didn't do anything. That was because he thought there was a punchline at the end of this joke, and didn't want to miss it.
Okay, that was horrible.
The first one, with a red bandanna, fires both of his pistols into the air and holsters them, signaling surrender.
The second one, with a blue bandanna, fires at the man who surrenders, and kills him.
The third, who only had one pistol, couldn't takethe pressure and killed himself.
The fourth, wearing nothing but trousers, fires at the second, killing him, only to be shot down in retaliation.
The fifth, who wore a nixon mask, lived because he didn't do anything. That was because he thought there was a punchline at the end of this joke, and didn't want to miss it.
Okay, that was horrible.
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DeletedUser14280
No, that was brilliant.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
DeletedUser
A. I cant tell if you are sarcastic or not.
B. 'cause it was bamBOO!
B. 'cause it was bamBOO!