Church of The Onion

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MWAHAHAHAHAH! Here are more photos of the war's aftermath. Just remember I'm your archvillain and also the only one who targets onions to attack you!

Gotta give me credit for the carnage!
 

DeletedUser

The Onions final months are at hand! Savor them! For soon the power of the spammers shall destroy it!
 

DeletedUser

If you are more successful than Garlic, Gizmo, Nothing, Make the Monkey lose his Mind, and all the other Churches, then you have a chance of lasting more than a few months.
 

DeletedUser

THE CHURCH OF SPAM HAS BEEN FOUNDED!
That's right the Church of spam shall be founded right here on the onion's thread so that it may become a parasite sucking away onion's strength!
Repent all ye fools who follow Onion or follow none! Join Spam, for Spam is power and we can topple the evil Feudalism which is ONION! Spam IS POWER!
 

DeletedUser

Feudalism?
Hah!

Your ignorance is quite amusing, were it not so sad.

Onion teaches equality, between genders, and class.
It's one of the mst basic concepts.
 

DeletedUser

Church of Spam - total member count: 1.

That means that there are over 6.5 billion fools in the world. Or perhaps it's just you.
 

DeletedUser

I'd say that would be the 6.5 billion fools! Now burn onion burn! You have met your maker! Quiet! The darkness approaches!
 

DeletedUser

Onion has no maker.
Onion is, was, and shall always be.
From this eternity to the next.
 

DeletedUser

Onion has its weaknesses, oh yes! It has its weaknesses, but Spam? It is forever!
 

DeletedUser

Pay close attention, as the Church of Spam fails miserably and topples into dust, aught but a memory of the day when the blind rose to challenge the wise.
 

DeletedUser

Spam, we are the powerful, we are everywhere! No one can stop us for in the heart of every person, and even more so in noobs there is spam! Spam has toppled the mightiest and lowest of threads! Spam has made sure that E-mail and Physical mail will always feature junk mail! Spam has pushed many people to the edge of sanity! Spam is a multi-billion dollar industry! Spam is meat from Minnesota that is reporting a PROFIT in its fiscal quarter! What is the diminutive Onion to the might of Spam!
 

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Every seeker of light, wisdom and freedom is welcome as a diciple of the Onion.

Seek and you shall find.
Work and thou shalt recieve.

Onion blesses those whom helps themselves.
 
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