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How come the Onion has no wiki page? This is injustice!
I am glad to see the brown tie honoured in it's glory. I wish to join the ranks of those recognised. At first I was opposed for I did not know of the connection between the tie and the Onion, but my eyes were opened to the brotherhood of the two and I now recognise the tie's power. I wish to therefore join the ranks of the disciples (this is definitely not fuelled by a desire to be on the wiki).
How come the Onion has no wiki page? This is injustice!
The heathens relegate the thread here, although I doubt the Brown Tie itself does not mind, being so humble and forgiving. There is also a long tradition of Church threads existing here, both fruitful and ignorant alike.Another question then....
If the 'Almighty Brown Tie' is supposed to be such an integral part of The West, why is it in the 'off topic' section in the forum? You know, not related to The West. This is only increasing the absolute lack of relevance and reverence the 'Almighty Brown Tie' has.
You heard wrong.i got another question, i heard that the almighty brown tie is in fact australian, and in fact rides a kangaroo, is this true?
i got another question, i heard that the almighty brown tie is in fact australian, and in fact rides a kangaroo, is this true?
Hello new church .
Diggo...aren't you a good follower of the Church of Onion?
I am still doubting the authority of the brown tie though, since he doesn't got the weeping power of the Onion. It might have a wiki page, but true faith doesn't have to be written down! you can smell it, and the only odeur the brown tie has the sweat of futurama.
Zeta-Navy said:But most importantly, of all ties available there is no tie that sells so badly as the brown Tie(it drops also 10 times more then others) but for instance on W17 i can't even get 60% of the value of such a Tie, which means even cheap people refuse the brown tie!
I've always thought that ties look far too similar to nooses for my liking.
I would have thought that for you the closer to anything lethal, the better.
Normally, but not strangulation. Not my style.
I'm sure you'd be able to find a sharp brown tie, if you'd prefer that.
It was my lucky day. The wandering trader was offering brown ties today.
This is a good omen. I hope you bought it