yo mama jokes

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DeletedUser24989

In this thread, you post yo mama jokes :D such as , yo mama so old..so stupid..so fat..so small etc. have fun my brothers and sisters!
 

DeletedUser24989

Yo mama is so dumb that she turns on the TV and watches the couch!
 

DeletedUser26406

Yo momo is so fat that when she walking if front of the TV you miss 3 episodes!
 

DeletedUser

yo mama is so fat! that when ever she looks out da window she gets arrested for mooning!
 

DeletedUser

yo MAMA is so fat that when she walks down the beach all the whales start singing "we are family"
 

DeletedUser

yo momo is so poor, the other day I saw her kicking a can down the street and I axed her, "what you doing?", and she said, "moving."
 

DeletedUser

yo momo is so fat she plays hop scotch like this... New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania...
 

DeletedUser

yo momma, so fat and ugly the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity
 

DeletedUser

yo mama soooooo stupid that she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind
 

DeletedUser

....and

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
 

DeletedUser

YO MOMMA

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