1. You tell someone to "use the search function next time" when they ask you a question.
2. You silently rage at the site of the American flag hanging from every building in town when you haven't even found one yet.
3. You find more value in your brown and black colored clothing than in your grey and green colored ones.
4. You go into a bar or cafe and ask for a quest.
5. You go shopping depending on how large the building is.
6. You're trying to troll when suddenly you put on your poncho and cowboy hat instead of robe and wizard hat.
Thankfully, only number 2 has actually happened to me so far.