yo mama jokes

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  1. momo momo momo momo

    momo momo momo momo Well-Known Member

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    In this thread, you post yo mama jokes :D such as , yo mama so old..so stupid..so fat..so small etc. have fun my brothers and sisters!
     
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    momo momo momo momo Well-Known Member

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    Yo mama is so dumb that she turns on the TV and watches the couch!
     
  3. Elmyr

    Elmyr Mod Emeritus

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    I'd rather tell yo momo jokes.
     
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    nashy19 Nashy (as himself)

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    Yo momo is so fat family photos have to be taken from a satellite.
     
  5. RAWDOG

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    Yo momma so ugly everyone died. The end
     
  6. John Sibley

    John Sibley Well-Known Member

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    Yo momo is so fat that when she walking if front of the TV you miss 3 episodes!
     
  7. malaxaca

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    yo mama is so fat! that when ever she looks out da window she gets arrested for mooning!
     
  8. gizmo501

    gizmo501 Well-Known Member

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    yo MAMA is so fat that when she walks down the beach all the whales start singing "we are family"
     
  9. iggyberto

    iggyberto Well-Known Member

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    yo momo is so poor, the other day I saw her kicking a can down the street and I axed her, "what you doing?", and she said, "moving."
     
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    king david Well-Known Member

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    yo momo is so fat she plays hop scotch like this... New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania...
     
  11. teh train robber

    teh train robber Well-Known Member

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    yo momo is so fat she...


    Ate the rest of the joke :(
     
  12. Artemis Gordon

    Artemis Gordon Well-Known Member

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    Yo mama is so ugly she gave birth to you! :p
     
  13. malaxaca

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    YO MAMA so fat that she can't see HER OWN TOES!
     
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    Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
     
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    Your mama so poor she got salmonella from licking food stamps
     
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    yo momma, so fat and ugly the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity
     
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    yo mama soooooo stupid that she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind
     
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    yo mama so poor she asks the beggars for money!
     
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    ....and

    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

    Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

    Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

    Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

    Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

    Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
     
  20. l.jane

    l.jane Well-Known Member

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    YO MOMMA

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