Worst injury when working?

DeletedUser

"you were given contaminated water while working and have died of dysentery"

(well, not really, but it could happen, right?)
 

DeletedUser

do you thinks sawing yourself twice in 4 hours could kill you?
they shopud specify which area you are hurt
 

DeletedUser

You get into a fight with a hooker. She breaks your heart. You lose 10 health points.
 

DeletedUser

ok we know that doesn't actually exist. no stop being a pussy and stand up to that hooker. slap that ho, show her whose boss!
 

DeletedUser

onece I got into a fight with a prospester he broke my nose and I lost 14 hp naughty prospecter :laugh:
 

DeletedUser14006

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After working this job for approx. 20+ hours with 1 LP without injury I finally pushed my luck a bit too far :)
 

DeletedUser14029

867hp is all it took to kill you?
who dueled you in the first place?
 

DeletedUser

The Indian tribe doesn't like what you are saying at all. You lose 591 health points.
 

DeletedUser20975

Job finished: Cowboy Today at 9:01 AM Delete Cowboy

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89%

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2 hours
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$ 5
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30 Experience points
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You fall off your horse. You lose 44 health points.
 

DeletedUser

mine is "you don't pay attention on what the prospector is saying, he break your nose.
You lose 271 health points."
 

DeletedUser20975

Job finished: Picking corn On 1/20/10 at 4:11 AM Delete Picking corn

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85%

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1 hour
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$ 3
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6 Experience points
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You slip in the mud. You lose 1 health point.
 

DeletedUser20975

Job finished: Tanning deer skin On 1/14/10 at 2:59 AM Delete Tanning deer skin

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87%

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2 hours
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$ 12
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23 Experience points
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You cut yourself on your knife. You lose 56 health points.




I didnt know i was emo
 

DeletedUser20975

My funnyest is the following:



« Job finished: Tending pigs On 2/16/10 at 6:06 AM Delete » Tending pigs

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You got hurt while tending pigs. It seems impossible, but you still managed to do it. You lose 1 health
 

DeletedUser20370

You drive your spade into your foot. You lose 4 health points.
A big rock falls from the ceiling. You lose 8 health points.
A bird falls dead out of the sky and lands right on top of your head. You lose 1 health point.
You hit your head on a rock. You lose 4 health points.
Your hand gets stuck in the printing press. You lose 1 health point.
The grizzly bear hits you with his paw. You lose 132 health points.
A big piece of track falls on your foot. You lose 1 health point.
A buffalo hits you and you fall off your horse. You lose 14 health points.
A wolf bites you. You lose 7 health points.

That's as far back as my reports go, pretty standard damages there, I remember back when I had low LP I kept dying (like many others on here) consecutively! from Transporting ammunition, health was only around 500 or 600 back when I needed the dynamite for the quest. Also been bitten to death by wolves a few times.
 

DeletedUser

Charlatan:

"Someone has watched you make your wonder medicine. He sneaks up to you from behind and hits you over the head. You lose 27 health points."

How backstabbing is that???
 
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