Workers Needed

[DeletedUser]

Are you a worker with nothing to do? Do you spend countless hours
every day doing meaningless jobs that just don't make you happy anymore?

Are you sad?

Well, we have just the solution for you!

That's right you little sad puppies, I have heard your call and I am here to vindicate
you from your shackles of anguish. Your mundane life can finally get some action!

How?

...with Blitz!


Blitz, a newly founded town in the southwest, has everything you need to
help bring the excitement back into your life!

(Ok, that picture is awkwardly disturbing... Those guys are definitely excited though.)


With Blitz, you will finally have the ability to work for a common
goal instead of boring yourself with tedious jobs all day!

Here you will have the option of working on any of our
numerous top of the line facilities!

Plus, as you work, you will actually be able to see your progress,
unlike those totally un-cool jobs that those boring quest-givers want you to do...

Haha! Look how stupid they are!


BUT WAIT!!!

Join now, or in the next 20 minutes or so (I mean you know we can't
do this all day), and I will throw in a free bank account!

That's Right!

One free bank account! All you have to do is sign up!

So what are you waiting for? Your land of excitement and opportunity is just one click away!
​

(No puppies were saddened during the making of this post.)​

 

[DeletedUser14280]

(You know what? I'll follow up.)

But WAIT! There's more!
Join now, and you'll get a
75% Discount!
That's right,
75% Discount!
On ALL of our available goods and services!

And, we'll throw in free hotel stays, for life!
It doesn't get ANY better than this!

Next up, we'll introduce you to our inventory!​

(Psst, now's the time you tell us about your item sets, Josh!)

 

[DeletedUser]

Haha, thank you very much.

All of the pictured items are currently on sale in Blitz!

...Ok, it isn't much. Or anything for that matter, but that is why we need workers. We can
handle the funding, we just need some workers to help us build quickly.

​

 

[DeletedUser]

How about this:

Everybody, meet Stephen (nerlew) and Josh (me)

Ok, that isn't really us, but why would you even expect it to be us?
Do you really think I would post a picture of my friend or myself? I mean come on...

After playing a few worlds and learning as much as possible about how to build a solid town/alliance,
we have decided we should cut the umbilical cord and make an attempt at founding our own town.

We are currently accepting any players that will be assets to our growth, but in an effort to build
the town more quickly, I thought I would make a post here to get some good workers.
...Workers with a good sense of humor at least.


If you are interested in joining Blitz, or if you would just like to help us build it up,
you can contact either one of us in-game for an invitation.​

 

[DeletedUser]

ive got to say this is quite an impressive town recruitment thread.

A few things i would like to point out tho,

A. Its in the wrong forums, but dont worry il move it for you
B. Some of your images are breaking the forums rules, so if you could resize them to meet the forums rules.
C. Please dont double post, just edit your previous post and add on

But other than that great thread

~Crag

 

[DeletedUser14280]

I think there's a sticky in the Graphics, art and media forum, with some directions to resizing tools.

 

[DeletedUser]

Ok, I will go check it out and see if I can't fix the sizes.

Also, I wasn't sure if I should post this in recruitment or not. I mean, I am recruiting players I guess, but really this was just meant for any workers that want something to do for a little while... That is why I put it up in general instead of in the recruitment section. Thank you for moving it for me though.

 

[DeletedUser]

thank you. this made my day.

 

[DeletedUser]

We are still looking for workers! If anybody is looking for a town, or just something to do for a while, we have plenty of buildings you can construct!