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Named by Doctor Lassen, recommended for this section by Artemis Gordon.
Original can be found in off-topic, in the Esoteric Legion... thread.
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He took an idea, and started livin' it,
That church of Onion, he tends to ribbin' it.
He's slippin' off topic, he prances and poses,
He likes little Angels, and hates thorny Roses.
When it comes to cats, she's really keen.
On the "What would you do to the person above" bit,
I gave her a cloney of me, and she loved it!
So here's John Rose, on the forum, he's a curse,
His most popular word, I'm gonna make into a verse:
Fail this, fail that, fail left, fail right,
Fail post, fail sense, fail-fail-forum-knight.
I'd like to take this moment to say I think he's rad,
He's joined in on my story as a wolf named Rowan,
But until I did a recap, we were having trouble goin'.
And here's Toko22, let's give him a hand,
He used to be a bad guy until he got banned.
Now he's back, and he's nicer, and he's sharing his toys,
but we don't know if it's another one of his ploys...
Gettin' famous soon enough, he thinks that he's the one.
He used to be nice, so here's what I'll do:
When I blow his head off, I'll fix it with glue.
Alright, I'm done, my shots are fired,
The moon's in the sky, and I'm a bit tired,
I'll cut off this rap, while I got more to use,
You can all lie back while I have a snooze...
Original can be found in off-topic, in the Esoteric Legion... thread.
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He took an idea, and started livin' it,
That church of Onion, he tends to ribbin' it.
He's slippin' off topic, he prances and poses,
He likes little Angels, and hates thorny Roses.
THAT'S right, it's Cel, and here he's walking,
He's appeared on the forum and he won't stop talking,
He latches on a topic and he won't give up,
Until you ask him really nicely, to shut up.
So there's this Angelaiah, o-thirteen.He's appeared on the forum and he won't stop talking,
He latches on a topic and he won't give up,
Until you ask him really nicely, to shut up.
When it comes to cats, she's really keen.
On the "What would you do to the person above" bit,
I gave her a cloney of me, and she loved it!
So here's John Rose, on the forum, he's a curse,
His most popular word, I'm gonna make into a verse:
Fail this, fail that, fail left, fail right,
Fail post, fail sense, fail-fail-forum-knight.
It's him, Cel-xius, and he's back in town,
He's back for the purpose of takin' them down.
He's shootin' the heroes and helping the rookies,
then he sits well back with a big tub of cookies!
So, this is Doctor Lassen, his RPin' ain't bad,He's back for the purpose of takin' them down.
He's shootin' the heroes and helping the rookies,
then he sits well back with a big tub of cookies!
I'd like to take this moment to say I think he's rad,
He's joined in on my story as a wolf named Rowan,
But until I did a recap, we were having trouble goin'.
And here's Toko22, let's give him a hand,
He used to be a bad guy until he got banned.
Now he's back, and he's nicer, and he's sharing his toys,
but we don't know if it's another one of his ploys...
I'm back (big cat!) in all my glory,
and now I'm here, we can continue the story,
I've posted these things like, SO many times,
It's really a wonder I'm not out of rhymes.
So there's David Schofield, named after a gun.and now I'm here, we can continue the story,
I've posted these things like, SO many times,
It's really a wonder I'm not out of rhymes.
Gettin' famous soon enough, he thinks that he's the one.
He used to be nice, so here's what I'll do:
When I blow his head off, I'll fix it with glue.
Alright, I'm done, my shots are fired,
The moon's in the sky, and I'm a bit tired,
I'll cut off this rap, while I got more to use,
You can all lie back while I have a snooze...
THAT'S right, it's Cel, and here he's walking,
He's appeared on the forum and he won't stop talking,
He latches on a topic and he won't give up,
Until you ask him really nicely, to shut up.
He's appeared on the forum and he won't stop talking,
He latches on a topic and he won't give up,
Until you ask him really nicely, to shut up.