Soda Machine

[DeletedUser13682]

Here's the idea behind a game. I will insert something into the 'soda machine' and the next person will say what I got in return, like a soda machine. They insert another thing, then the next poster after them does the same thing, and so on.

I'll begin with inserting a dollar bill.

 

[DeletedUser14280]

You receive a can of coke...

And a free fortune cookie: "The machine will explode by the end of this page."

I insert a business card.

 

[DeletedUser]

The West Vending Machine( a game)

 

[DeletedUser14280]

Cool, we can look at that for ideas.

 

[DeletedUser]

Meh, I suppose starting fresh isn't a bad idea. People put very little effort into that thread. I tried to be creative, but very few other people did.

 

[DeletedUser14280]

"I insert a business card."

 

[DeletedUser13682]

You get Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, and he wants your blood!

I insert a five pack of beer

 

[DeletedUser14280]

You get a good looking woman.
I insert a piece of Greek architecture.

 

[DeletedUser13682]

You get a bunch of angry Persians, come to burn down your architecture, just for helping with a revolt.

I insert the square root of negative pi

 

[DeletedUser14280]

You get a tyrannosaurus. How can a dinosaur fit in a vending machine? I'll answer that when you explain a square root of a negative.

I insert a roll of bubble wrap.

 

[DeletedUser13682]

the square root of a negative it equal to the absolute value of the negative number under the square root sign, multiplied by the square root of negative one, which is equal to i or j

you get a bunch of annoying little pops, caused by a bunch of annoying little men with annoying little pop guns

I insert a metric ton of cannabis

 

[DeletedUser]

I put in a dollar. Out comes a Coke.

I put in a dollar. Out comes a Coke.

I put in a dollar. Out comes a Coke.

Really, what ELSE would come out of a soda machine?
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Out comes a metric ton of cannibals.

I put the cannibals back inside, cause I don't want them eating me.

 

[DeletedUser14280]

Out comes a cult classic movie.

In goes an electric blanket.

 

[DeletedUser]

Nothing comes out. All that crap you all put in the soda machine broke it.
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Out comes a gear.

In goes a dollar.

 

[DeletedUser]

Out comes an angry rockweiler.
In goes the rockweiler.

 

[DeletedUser13682]

You, sir, get a slap to the face from, your angry ex.

I insert the unmentionable word

 

[DeletedUser14280]

You get an unmentionable part.
I insert one of my hairballs.