Poem to Syntex

Beefmeister

Beefmeister

Well-Known Member
Hello Syntex, my best bud,
Gets me banned like every month;
From January to December
You're my favorite Team member.

Every morning I wake up
On the forum do my part
Thanks for forwarding my feedback
Is it so? Well, maybe not...

I've been begging for 3 years
Union, Gringo, all these gears
For their nerf or their removal
All I get is disapproval.

Moved to beta, I was hurt
Because all of the speed worlds
But I hope one day we'll be
On the road to IFBC
 
lulumcnoob

lulumcnoob

Well-Known Member
Go on, Syntex! I long to meet you,
And in my town at home to greet you;
With common folks ye rarely mingle,
Migrations from dead worlds in digits, single;
Adventurers whom were once elite,
Shall now be scorn'd as obsolete;
Soldiers require some mental gymnastics,
To keep pumping out sets for their insane tactics;
Workers with the strongest bonus,
Work or forts - they simply own us;
Duellers sitting in their tower,
Taking advantage of unmitigated power;
A simple request to make the town hall usable,
Is met with forces quite unmovable;
Or, if ye on your station tarrow,
Between Natty Bumpo and Franc Pizarro;
A seat, I’m sure you're well deservin't;
And till ye come - your humble servant.
xoxo
 
RaiderRt

RaiderRt

Active Member
lulumcnoob said:
Go on, Syntex! I long to meet you,
And in my town at home to greet you;
With common folks ye rarely mingle,
Migrations from dead worlds in digits, single;
Adventurers whom were once elite,
Shall now be scorn'd as obsolete;
Soldiers require some mental gymnastics,
To keep pumping out sets for their insane tactics;
Workers with the strongest bonus,
Work or forts - they simply own us;
Duellers sitting in their tower,
Taking advantage of unmitigated power;
A simple request to make the town hall usable,
Is met with forces quite unmovable;
Or, if ye on your station tarrow,
Between Natty Bumpo and Franc Pizarro;
A seat, I’m sure you're well deservin't;
And till ye come - your humble servant.
xoxo
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Did you just rhyme you with you in first 2 lines? noob
 
Joe Kidd

Joe Kidd

Well-Known Member

༄​

I like pie.
The West has died,
these past four years it's extremely clear:
that nugget whales are what make Syntex sly,
when he reports to the Innogames boardroom, shakes their hands,
they proclaim congratulations...DOTD starting on the first day of a world? What a genius!

Outside the boardroom, past the cheers, down the road and out in the fields,
are the players of the past that held this game dear.
They still log in with a glimmer of joy from that yesteryear, without whales and pay-to-win gear.

One day though, that glimmer will finally fade. The whales will lack the backs of those naive, loyal folks,
to use for padding their whale stats and then proclaim their whale boasts.

Then I suppose the game will be done and Innogames will take one last nugget squeeze,
and praise the whales for the ease
at which they kept the game going,
all the while forsaking the ones that truly loved the game knowing...

The legacy of their award-winning game, no longer bringing in cash,
is wiped from the servers and chucked in the trash
along with the passion from old, loyal fan's hoping,
that one last time they could believe
in the game and the people they loved and revered.

༄​

 
lulumcnoob

lulumcnoob

Well-Known Member
Syntex said:
So much creativity which could have been used in more productive ways!
Should I thank them and reward them with a Creativity set or a ban for days?
The answer unclear stays!
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You want us to be more productive,
Like all the feedback that's constructive?
Wasted years typing, we all must've,
For you to say something so disruptive.
 
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