Poem to Syntex

Beefmeister

Well-Known Member
Hello Syntex, my best bud,
Gets me banned like every month;
From January to December
You're my favorite Team member.

Every morning I wake up
On the forum do my part
Thanks for forwarding my feedback
Is it so? Well, maybe not...

I've been begging for 3 years
Union, Gringo, all these gears
For their nerf or their removal
All I get is disapproval.

Moved to beta, I was hurt
Because all of the speed worlds
But I hope one day we'll be
On the road to IFBC
 

DeletedUser15368

Go on, Syntex! I long to meet you,
And in my town at home to greet you;
With common folks ye rarely mingle,
Migrations from dead worlds in digits, single;
Adventurers whom were once elite,
Shall now be scorn'd as obsolete;
Soldiers require some mental gymnastics,
To keep pumping out sets for their insane tactics;
Workers with the strongest bonus,
Work or forts - they simply own us;
Duellers sitting in their tower,
Taking advantage of unmitigated power;
A simple request to make the town hall usable,
Is met with forces quite unmovable;
Or, if ye on your station tarrow,
Between Natty Bumpo and Franc Pizarro;
A seat, I’m sure you're well deservin't;
And till ye come - your humble servant.
xoxo
 

RaiderRt

Well-Known Member
Go on, Syntex! I long to meet you,
And in my town at home to greet you;
With common folks ye rarely mingle,
Migrations from dead worlds in digits, single;
Adventurers whom were once elite,
Shall now be scorn'd as obsolete;
Soldiers require some mental gymnastics,
To keep pumping out sets for their insane tactics;
Workers with the strongest bonus,
Work or forts - they simply own us;
Duellers sitting in their tower,
Taking advantage of unmitigated power;
A simple request to make the town hall usable,
Is met with forces quite unmovable;
Or, if ye on your station tarrow,
Between Natty Bumpo and Franc Pizarro;
A seat, I’m sure you're well deservin't;
And till ye come - your humble servant.
xoxo
Did you just rhyme you with you in first 2 lines? noob
 

Joe Kidd

Well-Known Member

༄​

I like pie.
The West has died,
these past four years it's extremely clear:
that nugget whales are what make Syntex sly,
when he reports to the Innogames boardroom, shakes their hands,
they proclaim congratulations...DOTD starting on the first day of a world? What a genius!

Outside the boardroom, past the cheers, down the road and out in the fields,
are the players of the past that held this game dear.
They still log in with a glimmer of joy from that yesteryear, without whales and pay-to-win gear.

One day though, that glimmer will finally fade. The whales will lack the backs of those naive, loyal folks,
to use for padding their whale stats and then proclaim their whale boasts.

Then I suppose the game will be done and Innogames will take one last nugget squeeze,
and praise the whales for the ease
at which they kept the game going,
all the while forsaking the ones that truly loved the game knowing...

The legacy of their award-winning game, no longer bringing in cash,
is wiped from the servers and chucked in the trash
along with the passion from old, loyal fan's hoping,
that one last time they could believe
in the game and the people they loved and revered.

༄​

 

DeletedUser15368

Oh Innogames, hear our plea,
For we love your game, can't you see?
But there are elements broken and amiss,
And it's time to give them your full focus.

The power-creep of sets has left fort battles askew,
And it's time to bring balance back anew,
For battles should be won by skill and wit,
Not by who has the most powerful outfit.

And duelling, once a fair and noble game,
Now suffers from an excessive skill point gain,
For it's hard to compete when the gap is so wide,
And for many, the game has lost its pride.

And with the recent level cap update,
Experience requirements have become a steep rate,
For it takes too long to level up once more,
And for many players, the grind's become a chore.

And then there are achievements, that seem so grand,
But are tainted by bots and cheating hand,
For they're unobtainable to those who play with pride,
And for them, it feels like the game has lied.

So Innogames, we implore you,
To focus on what's broken and askew,
For we love your game, and want it to thrive,
And with your help, it can come alive.
 
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