On the _ day of Christmas my true love gave to me..

DeletedUser3717

I did this game last year and I will do it again this year.

Lets how many days we can get u to before christmas, It can be The-west related or not.

Heres an example of how it will work

Player 1: On the _ day of Christmas... 1 apple seed
Player 2: On the _ day of christmas... 2 porkipines, and a tree with an apple seed


So let me start this game

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to mee 1 Donkeyy
 

DeletedUser

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...1 Donkey and a silver shovel
 

DeletedUser3717

1. And a Donkeyyy
2. Silver shovels
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me 3 Chicken Eggs!
 

DeletedUser13682

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me!
4. gunshot wounds
3. chicken eggs
2. silver shovels
and a donkey, well it was just a donkey
 

DeletedUser

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me!
Fiiiive genital warts...

4. gunshot wounds
3. chicken eggs
2. silver shovels
and a donkey, well it was just a donkey
 

DeletedUser14280

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me!
Fiiiive genital warts...
Your true love is Denisero, correct?

On the 6th day of christmas, my true love gave to me-
6 razzamatazzes! :razz::razz::razz::razz::razz::razz:
5, genital warts...
4 gunshot wounds,
3 chicken eggs,
2 silver shovels,
And a donkey...that's just a donkey!
 

DeletedUser13682

On the 7th day of christmas, my true love gave to me-
7. broken bottles
6 razzamatazzes! :razz::razz::razz::razz::razz::razz:
5, genital warts...
4 gunshot wounds,
3 chicken eggs,
2 silver shovels,
And a donkey...that's just a donkey!
 

DeletedUser

Haven't y'all ever heard the song? :p

On the 7th day of christmas, my true love gave to me...
8 six-guns shooting
7 broken bottles
6 razzamatazzes!
Fiiiiive genital warts...
4 gunshot wounds
3 chicken eggs
2 silver shovels
And a donkey...that's just a donkey!
 

DeletedUser

On the 9th day of christmas, my true love gave to me...
9 tickle me elmyr's
8 six-guns shooting
7 broken bottles
6 razzamatazzes!
Fiiiiive genital warts...
4 gunshot wounds
3 chicken eggs
2 silver shovels
And a donkey...that's just a donkey!
 

DeletedUser

On the 10th day of christmas, my true love gave to me...
10 pick of the weeks!!!
9 tickle me elmyr's
8 six-guns shooting
7 broken bottles
6 razzamatazzes!
Fiiiiive genital warts...
4 gunshot wounds
3 chicken eggs
2 silver shovels
And a donkey...that's just a donkey!
 

DeletedUser13682

On the 11th day of christmas, my true love gave to me...
11 knife wounds
10 pick of the weeks!!!
9 tickle me elmyrs
8 six-guns shooting
7 broken bottles
6 razzamatazzes!
Fiiiiive genital warts...
4 gunshot wounds
3 chicken eggs
2 silver shovels
And a donkey...that's just a donkey!
 

DeletedUser

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
12 tin trusses twanging
11 knife wounds
10 pick of the weeks!!!
9 tickle me elmyrs
8 six-guns shooting
7 broken bottles
6 razzamatazzes!
Fiiiiive genital warts...
4 gunshot wounds
3 chicken eggs
2 silver shovels
And a donkey...that's just a donkey!
 

DeletedUser14280

Oh, what? We're already done?

On the thirteenth day of christmas, my love FedEx'd to me...
13 indian feathers, :indian:
12 tin trusses twanging,
11 knife wounds,
10 pick of the weeks,
9 tickle me elmyrs,
8 six-guns shooting,
7 broken bottles,
6 razzamatazzes :razz::razz::razz::razz::razz::razz:,
Fiiiiive genital warts...
4 gunshot wounds,
3 chicken eggs,
2 silver shovels,
And a donkey that's just a donkey!

(Also, when we reach 15, I suggest we extend it like the 5.)
 

DeletedUser16628

On the 14th day of christmas my true love gave to me
14 new s250 bobcats yeah!!
13 indian feathers, :indian:
12 tin trusses twanging,
11 knife wounds,
10 pick of the weeks,
9 tickle me elmyrs,
8 six-guns shooting,
7 broken bottles,
6 razzamatazzes :razz::razz::razz::razz::razz::razz:,
Fiiiiive genital warts...
4 gunshot wounds,
3 chicken eggs,
2 silver shovels,
And a donkey that's just a donkey!

(Also, when we reach 15, I suggest we extend it like the 5.) __________________
 
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DeletedUser

On the 15th Day of christmas my true love gave to me
15 Rolls of Toilet paper
14 new s250 bobcats yeah!!
13 indian feathers, :indian:
12 tin trusses twanging,
11 knife wounds,
10 pick of the weeks,
9 tickle me elmyrs,
8 six-guns shooting,
7 broken bottles,
6 razzamatazzes :razz::razz::razz::razz::razz::razz:,
Fiiiiive genital warts...
4 gunshot wounds,
3 chicken eggs,
2 silver shovels,
And a donkey that's just a donkey!
 

DeletedUser13682

On the 16th Day of christmas my true love gave to me
16. fresh new orangutans
15 Rolls of Toilet paper
14 new s250 bobcats yeah!!
13 indian feathers, :indian:
12 tin trusses twanging,
11 knife wounds,
10 pick of the weeks,
9 tickle me elmyrs,
8 six-guns shooting,
7 broken bottles,
6 razzamatazzes :razz::razz::razz::razz::razz::razz:,
Fiiiiive genital warts...
4 gunshot wounds,
3 chicken eggs,
2 silver shovels,
And a donkey that's just a donkey!
 

DeletedUser16628

HOW MANY MORE DAYS DO YOU WANT?

On the 17th day of christmas my true love gave to me,
17-f-550 dumptrucks yeah!

16. fresh new orangutans
15 Rolls of Toilet paper
14 new s250 bobcats yeah!!
13 indian feathers, :indian:
12 tin trusses twanging,
11 knife wounds,
10 pick of the weeks,
9 tickle me elmyrs,
8 six-guns shooting,
7 broken bottles,
6 razzamatazzes :razz::razz::razz::razz::razz::razz:,
Fiiiiive genital warts...
4 gunshot wounds,
3 chicken eggs,
2 silver shovels,
And a donkey that's just a donkey! __________________
 

DeletedUser14280

On the 18th day of christmas my true love gave to me...
18 pairs of furry handcuffs ;),
17 F550s,
16 fresh new orangutans
Fifteen rolls of toilet paper...
14 S250s,
13 indian feathers, :indian:
12 tin trusses twanging,
11 knife wounds,
10 pick of the weeks,
9 tickle me elmyrs,
8 six-guns shooting,
7 broken bottles,
6 razzamatazzes :razz::razz::razz::razz::razz::razz:,
Fiiiiive genital warts...
4 gunshot wounds,
3 chicken eggs,
2 silver shovels,
And a donkey that's just a donkey!

(Gentlemen, you have permission to blush, especially if someone is reading this over your shoulder.)
(Although, the genital warts bit might've already made you do that.)
(How do you put 18 pairs of handcuffs on one person anyway?)
 
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DeletedUser13682

On the 19th day of christmas my true love gave to me...
19 youtube comments (telling me that im fake and gay :sad: )
18 pairs of furry handcuffs ;),
17 F550s,
16 fresh new orangutans
Fifteen rolls of toilet paper...
14 S250s,
13 indian feathers, :indian:
12 tin trusses twanging,
11 knife wounds,
10 pick of the weeks,
9 tickle me elmyrs,
8 six-guns shooting,
7 broken bottles,
6 razzamatazzes :razz::razz::razz::razz::razz::razz:,
Fiiiiive genital warts...
4 gunshot wounds,
3 chicken eggs,
2 silver shovels,
And a donkey that's just a donkey!
 
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