Greetings, and welcome to the Nice Club!
While you're here, think happy thoughts and hug puppies!
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No, I'm kidding. But this is the place to share funny stories, tell good jokes, and generally be nice to people!
Hand out all the green reputation you want!
Also, you can join anytime, just say "I'm a member of the Nice Club!".
(I reserve the right to expel you if I think you're being nasty.)