Need lines.

Tucker Blue

Well-Known Member
A friend of mine is filming a short and in it there is a guy that wears a Jason Voorhees style hockey mask all the time and only grunts instead of speaking. At one point the question is asked,
"Why does he wear a hockey mask?"
So i decided to turn that into an outtake reel like Will Ferell's "For the love of" outtakes or Ryan Reynolds "You're gonna leave me here alone with" outtakes. So i've come up with a few quick responses,

He loves hockey.
He's actually Fabio.
His dad was Ken Dryden.
He got some poop on his face.
He looks like Kathy Bates, but uglier.


Anyone got any dingers i can add to the mix?