Most funny telegram ever

DeletedUser22685

Read bottom up ;)

TehRandomCamel Today at 5:24 PM
And another. Are you enjoying this? Do you get pleasure from killing kittens? Pyscho.
ASHWIN04 Today at 5:21 PM
pah...whatever
TehRandomCamel Today at 5:14 PM
You have. I would pictures of their corpses but I could be banned for showing you it.

You just killed another.
ASHWIN04 Today at 5:07 PM
stop kiddin around
TehRandomCamel Today at 11:06 AM
It's not a joke. By your actions you have directly killed 4 kittens. You'll have to live with that.
ASHWIN04 Today at 10:52 AM
nice joke
TehRandomCamel Today at 9:51 AM
Kitten Murderer!
ASHWIN04 Today at 4:40 AM
curse ur arrogance
ASHWIN04 On 6/18/10 at 6:42 PM
please reply
ASHWIN04 On 6/18/10 at 4:40 AM
can i join ur town
Which one is you? :blink:
 

DeletedUser

or this:
I'm experienced player and have so far reached level 8,but i'm going to be pure builder when i reach level 10.I'm interested to join your city,my best skills are toughness,dodging and shooting

It seems to me he's saying that at level 10 he will choose the builder class and concentrate his APs/SPs/equipment on improving his building (construction) ability. It seems like a fair enough application from someone who's first language is not English. I don't understand why you would want to make fun of someone like that, I really don't.
I hope some other town that appreciates him gets the benefit of his skills.
 

DeletedUser

It seems to me he's saying that at level 10 he will choose the builder class and concentrate his APs/SPs/equipment on improving his building (construction) ability. It seems like a fair enough application from someone who's first language is not English. I don't understand why you would want to make fun of someone like that, I really don't.
I hope some other town that appreciates him gets the benefit of his skills.

Because the current distribution means the skill points have been wasted
 

DeletedUser

Because the current distribution means the skill points have been wasted
Okay, but he says he's only going to specialise in building from level 10 up. Maybe he picked those skills to level up (eg by duelling NPCs) and may respec later. It may not be a great strategy but it's not really a 'ridiculous telegram' imho.

[edit: sorry, 'funny telegram']
 
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DeletedUser22685

I feel sorry for that guy too :sad: Now he's homeless and has low self esteem.

And what's wrong with killing kittens? :unsure:
 

DeletedUser22685

Nope, I sign my reps, red or green
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Who has bought... 22-06-2010 07:56 PM lol ~ Furry

I see :) Well, it seems it was just a spammer then... :dry:
 

DeletedUser15302

same let him in :)


You let him in, we got quite enough idiots around already...

And as for more entertaining correspondance this was sent to me by a player who wanted to join our town (Twin Rivers) without giving any contribution towards the treasury, naturally I told him to find another town but he then sent me this.

Robert,
Im married to war. I am a fabel. You may think im just talking but I will welcome you to San Francisco. I know you are a good player and I know that you will have good players backing you up. But you had better make sure they are on thier game cause when I go hunting it will be for your soldiers and dualers.
-JonMurphy

Like I told him: Terrifying...
 
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DeletedUser

toscar Today at 8:48 PM
Oh no the mere mention of your name must put fear into the hearts of... **** flies, you are so scary I bet you **** yourself when you look in the mirror.... you are so scary your momma put 5 plastic bags on your head to nurse you and 5 on her own in case yours split... you are so scary.... ooooh your so, so, so, so, so, so, so, scary. Hahahahahahahaha..thick to read to the end as well
 

DeletedUser

My guess is that he does not speak english and used an online translator in an effort to communicate. Hehe, yeah send him my way as well.
 

DeletedUser

Under the title 'add'

1st message - 'add me pls.I am good soldier'

2nd - ???

3rd - invidet me pls

4th - ekle tizi

5th - invited meeeeeweeee


Hope this has given you all inspiration of how to get invited to a town
 

DeletedUser

lol FFAF I'm sure you were going to get me in faster if I asked like that. :laugh:
 

DeletedUser

Under the title 'add'

1st message - 'add me pls.I am good soldier'

2nd - ???

3rd - invidet me pls

4th - ekle tizi

5th - invited meeeeeweeee


Hope this has given you all inspiration of how to get invited to a town

Meh, I have pages of mails like this, maybe not quite as shockingly bad english but close enough :D
 

DeletedUser

My English is bad, but I struggle
I bet they will roar with laughter when they receive a telegram my search for a city .... By the way, who want to give me an opportunity, at The West Brazil lider'm alliance, I appreciate the invitation already !!!!!!!:razz:
 
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