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But but but isn't it all just a bit, well BORING. You may wish to be up with the cock at the crack of dawn, feeling rosy all over but if i had to look after a chicken i'd end up choking it.
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Chickens are nasty creatures. uggh!!
Ulthor, don't choke the monkey!!!! I want the monkey!!! I'll even let it play for you on my squeezebox!!
Ulthor, don't choke the monkey!!!! I want the monkey!!! I'll even let it play for you on my squeezebox!!DeletedUser
thats it, im killing the freaking monkey
*cRACK!*
ha! broke its neck!
*cRACK!*
ha! broke its neck!
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*sniff, sniff* You killed my monkey!!!!!!!! *sniff, sniff* (
I want my monkey!!!!
My monkey will come back.
(I want my monkey!!!!
My monkey will come back.
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Ahh! Undead monkey!!!!!!!!
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well as long as were talking about unrealistic pets how about pet fish that also works as a weapon?
DeletedUser5046
i would like to have that fish...but i think you have to always carry an aquarium with it^^
DeletedUser
good point. a lobster would be more affective anyway.
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or a sand crab!!!!!!
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I want a cute, little, fluffy sheep.
I'd shear it, turn the wool into clothing, etc. That's one way to make a profit.
Hey, why don't we turn this game into Harvest Moon? Lol.
I'd shear it, turn the wool into clothing, etc. That's one way to make a profit.
Hey, why don't we turn this game into Harvest Moon? Lol.
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Jack wants a Black Sheeep!!!! Hehehe
You get the sheep and I'll get the monkey.
We'll use the wool from your sheep to make a little organ grinder's costume for my monkey!! lmao
Back to topic, really. Isn't there enough in the game for now. We'll end up with fleas on our dogs and cats or mites on the chickens. Just what we need right now. More bugs........
You get the sheep and I'll get the monkey.
We'll use the wool from your sheep to make a little organ grinder's costume for my monkey!! lmao
Back to topic, really. Isn't there enough in the game for now. We'll end up with fleas on our dogs and cats or mites on the chickens. Just what we need right now. More bugs........
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DeletedUser5046
i really want a black cat that will cause enemy to missed shooting me^^
DeletedUser
Monkey delivery! can anyone sign for it?
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*Keighlon Dethryche
now monkey, lets get you a ninja sword..... TO BATTLE!
for real though this is a good idea. discuss it and not crazy ninja monkeys running amok in the wild wild west. HIYEEEA!
now monkey, lets get you a ninja sword..... TO BATTLE!
for real though this is a good idea. discuss it and not crazy ninja monkeys running amok in the wild wild west. HIYEEEA!
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I guess the lack of seriousness with which this idea was treated means others disagree. You have to have at least one thread to talk rubbish on and this became it. but if you want to resurrect it seriously perhaps a new thread is in order. Anyway who wants to sign for this new monkey?
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OOOO-ooooo, MONKEY!!! I'll sign for it, Ulthor!!!
You know I want a monkey!!!!!
Monkey, monkey, Ulthor got me a monkey.
I'll sign for it, Ulthor!!! You know I want a monkey!!!!!
Monkey, monkey, Ulthor got me a monkey.
DeletedUser
Certainly sir, can you just confirm the model type you ordered?
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Sure can.
I ordered the nice little brown model with biege face. Should be wearing the pink tutu and carrying a little black sheep. Comes with fully loaded gun and it's own squeezebox, lol
Serial #2578609, Model--new improved evil monkey sidekick.
I ordered the nice little brown model with biege face. Should be wearing the pink tutu and carrying a little black sheep. Comes with fully loaded gun and it's own squeezebox, lol
Serial #2578609, Model--new improved evil monkey sidekick.
DeletedUser
*points to signature for monkey*
too late festus. its MY monkey. possession is 9/10ths of the law. especially when it comes to monkey business.
too late festus. its MY monkey. possession is 9/10ths of the law. especially when it comes to monkey business.
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I'm so sad they locked the Chuck Norris Joke thread.
I think it's about that time I started playing this game with a little less enthusiasm.